http://www.pattayaunlimited.com/2010/07/bangkok-haircut.html
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Bangkok Haircut
Not what you might think, the Bangkok Haircut is the name given to a trend at which Thailand is a World leader, and that trend is cutting off penises. I guess it's not just a Thai thing because the most famous case of penis severing happened in the U.S.A. when John Wayne Bobbit had his penis cut off by his wife Lorena, her reason for cutting off his penis was years of mental and physical abuse. John Wayne Bobbit had his penis successfully reattached and went on to star in porn movies. Thailand though, leads the way in penis severing, there are more penises cut off in Thailand than in any other country.
Why do they sever so many penises in Thailand
Thai men are famous for their infidelity, it is not uncommon for a Thai man to have 2 or more Girlfriends at the same time. Many married Thai men have a Mia Noi or even 2 Mia Nois, just depends how wealthy he is, a Mia Noi is basically a second wife or 'minor wife', depending on the mans wealth he will keep her in a place of her own and pay for her needs. Polygamy was made illegal in Thailand in 1935 but that has failed to stop most Thai men from having a second wife and Girlfriends. It is still largely accepted in Thailand today that a man has a second wife or girlfriend. Counteracting this, it is illegal so women don't have to tolerate this no more and may feel that they are entitled to exact their revenge, women seem to have a much higher footing in Thailand than they did years ago, and with that may come some self respect and dignity. Face, or loss of face probably plays a part as well, maybe women feel that their husband cheating on them is a bigger loss of face now than it was.
Any benefits from these severed penises.
Not if you happen to have your penis severed but Thailand apart from having the highest number of penises cut off can also boast the best successful penis re-attachment rate, Thai Doctors are now so skilled that even if the penis is lost or too much time has elapsed for reattachment they can model a new penis from arteries and skin tissue.
What if I have my penis chopped off.
The first thing is obviously stem the bleeding, second thing is find the penis, in Thailand after cutting off their husbands penis, many women have been known to flush it down the toilet, feed it to ducks, feed it to the dog, throw it in the bin or even chop it up. On finding it put it in a plastic bag and place it in ice, then get to hospital as fast as you can.
How can I avoid losing my member.
- Have a limited membership
- Don't allow intimacy in the kitchen
- Remove all knifes from the kitchen
- Have the kitchen removed
- Don't let the wife give you a trim
- Have the member armour plated