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jw5

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Dear @jw5, many thanks for joining the following nine members in voting for our dear @glockman!
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It was my pleasure to vote for @glockman. :thumbsup::biggrin:
 

JustOneSingh

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Bhai,
Saturday weekend delight :


A curious little boy asks his mom what his younger sister has between the legs; the young mother does not know how to explain to the boy, so she says: "It's like the Garage..."

The boy then asks: "What is mine called?"

"It's called the Car..." the mother replies.

A few days later, the phone rings while the parents are "busy" in the bedroom; the little boy answers it.
It's his dad's friend: "Is your father home? Could I speak to him?"

"Yes, but he's busy", the boy replies. "What's he doing? I wanna talk to him..."
"Wait, let me check..." The boy looks through the bedroom keyhole;
then comes back and says: "He's putting the Car in the Garage

"Ok, I'll call back..." A short while later, the man calls back:
"Can I talk to your dad now?" "He's still busy..."

"What? What's he doing?
How long does it take him to put the car in the garage anyway?"

"Wait, let me check..." The boy, again, looks through the bedroom keyhole, comes back and has this to tell his dad's friend:
"He's still trying to put the Car in the Garage;
he keeps moving the Car back and forth.
He seems to have problem putting the rear wheels of the Car into the Garage..."

Enjoy.!


 

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Bhai,

One more for you.

Bhai,

Glad you are back.
You jump, I jump heehee.
Dear @JustOneSingh, many belated thanks for your above two replies to me and for dedicating the above Mandarin pop song by Sally Yeh to me!
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Before you posted it, I think I last heard it probably during the 1990s when I was still a schoolboy, and I remember liking it as one of my favourite Mandarin pop songs back then and I still like it:
youtube.com/watch?v=RiGdxI6HNnQ

But my all-time favourite female Chinese singer is also another Taiwanese singer:
zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/張清芳
baike.baidu.com/item/张清芳/33492
and I'm aware that she's obviously not very pretty (and maybe even not pretty at all, i.e. her face is just "average"), but it is her sweet, high-pitched singing voice that I like a lot, for example:
youtube.com/watch?v=JWOKU_qMCSg


youtube.com/watch?v=yeefEPRKFwA


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Any fans of:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cross
in this forum?
:unsure:
Anyway, here's my favourite song by him and it's from 1987/88:

youtube.com/watch?v=yTK6bAyKldo


youtube.com/watch?v=8O8JU2B9rnk


I never had anything happen so fast
Took one look and I shattered like glass
I guess I let it show 'cause your smile told me you knew

That you're everything I ever wanted at once
There's no holding this heart when it knows what it wants
And I never wanted anything more than to know you

I was swept away
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I was swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away

And so it begins
This journey of love
The summer wind carries us to places all our own

The words of a look
The language of touch
The way that you want me means so much
And I never wanted anything more than to love you

I am swept away
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I am swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away
Away, seeing my tomorrow's in your eyes
I was swept away

Ooh, I hope I wake up soon
Ooh, I'm a victim of that crazy moon

The very first time you said my name
I knew it would never sound the same
Something about me has changed forever

Can't you see I am swept away?
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I am swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away (swept away)
Away, seeing my tomorrow's in your eyes
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I was swept away (swept away)
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away
We were swept away

Dreaming of you
Swept away


youtube.com/watch?v=ZZQwf7kaFuY


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glockman

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Any fans of:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cross
in this forum?
:unsure:
Anyway, here's my favourite song by him and it's from 1987/88:

youtube.com/watch?v=yTK6bAyKldo


youtube.com/watch?v=8O8JU2B9rnk


I never had anything happen so fast
Took one look and I shattered like glass
I guess I let it show 'cause your smile told me you knew

That you're everything I ever wanted at once
There's no holding this heart when it knows what it wants
And I never wanted anything more than to know you

I was swept away
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I was swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away

And so it begins
This journey of love
The summer wind carries us to places all our own

The words of a look
The language of touch
The way that you want me means so much
And I never wanted anything more than to love you

I am swept away
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I am swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away
Away, seeing my tomorrow's in your eyes
I was swept away

Ooh, I hope I wake up soon
Ooh, I'm a victim of that crazy moon

The very first time you said my name
I knew it would never sound the same
Something about me has changed forever

Can't you see I am swept away?
No one in the world but you and I
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I am swept away
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away (swept away)
Away, seeing my tomorrow's in your eyes
Gotta find a way
To make you feel the way that I do

I was swept away (swept away)
Without a warning
Like night when the morning begins the day
I was swept away
We were swept away

Dreaming of you
Swept away


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youtube.com/watch?v=rkvFxbue5DM


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Swept Away is nice. But my favourite and I think the song that made him famous is

 

empathizerofeatshitndie

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Hey, haven't seen you in a while, hope all is good.
Dear @glockman, many thanks again for your reply and for liking my post!
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Many thanks again also to @sweetiepie for loving it!
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And yes, I'm still alive and in good health!
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Swept Away is nice. But my favourite and I think the song that made him famous is

Actually, according to:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cross#Studio_albums
wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cross#Singles
he started becoming famous in 1979/80, mainly because of his debut album (and the singles that were released from it):
wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Cross_(album)
and when:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)
was released the next year (in 1981), it made him even more famous; but unfortunately, his popularity went downhill after that...

Anyway, I would rank "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" as my joint-second favourite Christopher Cross song together with:
wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Be_the_Same_(Christopher_Cross_song)
which was released in 1980:

youtube.com/watch?v=djQqGL6eoyY


youtube.com/watch?v=wfjec4G26is


It was good for me, it was good for you
Now nothing either of us can say or do
Can change the way you feel tonight
Sometimes love just slips out of sight

Just one thing before you go
Just one thing that you've got to know
No one will ever touch me that way
The way that you did that very first day

And I will never be the same without you here
I'll live alone and hide myself behind my tears
No, I will never be the same without your love
I'll live alone and try so hard to rise above

The years go by, there's always someone new
To try and help me forget about you
Time and again it does me no good
Love never feels the way that it should

I loved you then, I guess I'll love you forever
And even though I know we could never stay together
I think about how it could've been
If we could just start all over again

And I will never be the same without you here
I'll live alone and hide myself behind my tears
No, I will never be the same without your love
I'll live alone and try so hard to rise above

It was good for me, it was good for you
Now nothing either of us can say or do
Can change the way you feel today
Sometimes love just slips away

Just one thing before you go
Just one thing that you've got to know
No one will ever touch me that way
The way that you did that very first day

And I will never be the same without you here
I'll live alone and hide myself behind my tears
Hey, I will never be the same without your love
I'll live alone and try so hard to rise above

Hey, I will never be the same without you here
I'll live alone and hide myself behind my tears
Hey, I will never be the same without your love
I'll live alone and try so hard to rise above


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Dear @plzhelpme, many belated thanks for loving three of my posts in this thread last week!
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:inlove:

Here's another song from 1990 and it's by:
baike.baidu.com/item/小虎队
zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/小虎隊
wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Hu_Dui

baike.baidu.com/item/叫你一声My Love
youtube.com/watch?v=CpXjwgKBX50


youtube.com/watch?v=MRGrHZKipLY


从前有个传说
传说里有你有我
我们在阳光海岸生活
从日出尽情的享受每一刻
让世界为了希望在转动

有些梦不做不可
有些话一定要说
我的心你该知道很久
有一天我要大声宣布我的骄傲
那是我太在乎你的结果

叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你也关心着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
该不该把眼泪聚成弯弯的小河流
把爱情唱作歌

能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你在思念着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
是不是不相信童话太美好的结果
不敢来找我

从前有个传说
传说里有你有我
我们在阳光海岸生活
从日出尽情的享受每一刻
让世界为了希望在转动

有些梦不做不可
有些话一定要说
我的心你该知道很久
有一天我要大声宣布我的骄傲
那是我太在乎你的结果

叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你也关心着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
该不该把眼泪聚成弯弯的小河流
把爱情唱作歌

能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你在思念着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
是不是不相信童话太美好的结果
不敢来找我

叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你也关心着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
该不该把眼泪聚成弯弯的小河流
把爱情唱作歌

能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
亲爱的是否你在思念着我
能不能叫你一声 "My Love"
是不是不相信童话太美好的结果
不敢来找我


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Here's one of my favourite songs by:
baike.baidu.com/item/郭富城
zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/郭富城
wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Kwok

It's one of his early hit songs from 1991:
baike.baidu.hk/item/我是不是該安靜的走開/15410456
youtube.com/watch?v=HzR06DeFoQI


我不知道
为什么这样
爱情不是我想象
就是找不到
往你的方向
更别说怎么遗忘

站在雨里
泪水在眼底
不知该往那里去
心中千万遍
不停呼唤你
不停疯狂找寻你

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该勇敢留下来
我也不知道那么多无奈
可不可以都重来

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该在这里等待
等你明白我给你的爱
永远都不能走开

站在雨里
泪水在眼底
不知该往那里去
心中千万遍
不停呼唤你
不停疯狂找寻你

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该勇敢留下来
我也不知道那么多无奈
可不可以都重来

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该在这里等待
等你明白我给你的爱
永远都不能走开

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该勇敢留下来
我也不知道那么多无奈
可不可以都重来

我是不是该安静的走开
还是该在这里等待
等你明白我给你的爱
永远都不能走开


youtube.com/watch?v=xFuiyIz91aE


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Dear @plzhelpme, many belated thanks for loving three of my posts in this thread last week!
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Here's another song from 1990 ...
Dear @sweetiepie and @plzhelpme, many belated thanks for loving the above post of mine last week!
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:inlove:

Here's a third Mandarin pop song from 1990 and it's another one of Aaron Kwok's early hit songs:
baike.baidu.com/item/难道你现在还不知道
youtube.com/watch?v=16UMi0rc7CQ


youtube.com/watch?v=yxxslmLf7Kw


知不知道我想你
知不知道我爱你
日日夜夜关心
时时刻刻在意
分分秒秒折磨我自己

知不知道我想你
知不知道我爱你
千千万万秘密
零零落落内心
一丝一毫不敢告诉你

难道你现在还不知道
请看我眼中无言的烦恼
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂

难道你现在还不知道
请看我脸上无奈的苦笑
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂

知不知道我想你
知不知道我爱你
千千万万秘密
零零落落内心
一丝一毫不敢告诉你

难道你现在还不知道
请看我眼中无言的烦恼
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂

难道你现在还不知道
请看我脸上无奈的苦笑
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂

难道你现在还不知道
请看我眼中无言的烦恼
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂

难道你现在还不知道
请看我脸上无奈的苦笑
虽然我都不说
虽然我都不做
你却不能不懂


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Here's a third early hit song by Aaron Kwok and it's from 1992:
youtube.com/watch?v=zDcFXrt-0v4


youtube.com/watch?v=GSGbw-suXOQ


谁知道
你知道
谁知道
我知道
谁知道
他知道
其实大家都知道

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

谁...
谁知道人生有什么道理
(你知我知他知道)
天...
天晓得哪天会遇上奇迹
(其实大家都知道)

名利忘不掉
烦恼一天少不了
生活的欢笑
自己就是仙丹灵药

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

你...
你知道善恶到头终有报
(你知我知他知道)
我...
我明了一山还有一山高
(其实大家都知道)

缘份跑不掉
有真爱就捉得牢
开心笑一笑
谁怕事情一团糟

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

知不知道
机会再好
运气不如来得巧
知不知道
用心去找
快乐到处看得到
知不知道
天荒地老
爱就是那么奇妙
你也知道
我也知道
其实大家都知道

大人知道
小孩知道
男生女生都知道
爸爸知道
妈妈知道
全家大小也知道
张三知道
李四知道
王二麻子更知道
你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

你...
你知道善恶到头终有报
(你知我知他知道)
我...
我明了一山还有一山高
(其实大家都知道)

缘份跑不掉
有真爱就捉得牢
开心笑一笑
谁怕事情一团糟

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

知不知道
机会再好
运气不如来得巧
知不知道
用心去找
快乐到处看得到
知不知道
天荒地老
爱就是那么奇妙
你也知道
我也知道
其实大家都知道

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

知不知道
机会再好
运气不如来得巧
知不知道
用心去找
快乐到处看得到
知不知道
天荒地老
爱就是那么奇妙
你也知道
我也知道
其实大家都知道

你知道
我知道
其实大家都知道

知不知道
机会再好
运气不如来得巧
知不知道
用心去找
快乐到处看得到
知不知道
天荒地老
爱就是那么奇妙
你也知道
我也知道
其实大家都知道


youtube.com/watch?v=tNr6Lg8Vpio


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Among Aaron Kwok's Cantonese songs, my favourite one is:
baike.baidu.com/item/para para sakura






which was released in 2001 (when he was nearly 36 years old):
youtube.com/watch?v=-0aB7EDZ6TU


Ahhh!
Come! Come! Come! Come!
Ohhh!

Nan desu ka?
Sakura!

如樱花盛开到落下
像尾声短促
你有感觉吗

如嘴巴外观吻合吧
合上它合作吗
二进一愿意吗

(如卡通的主角摆动吧)
如我俩有了爱
关节都软化

(如指针般手舞足蹈吧)
旋转高中低
左右变出交叉

Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!
Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

乖乖龙地冬
乖乖龙地冬
乖乖龙地冬
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

如樱花熬不过仲夏
热爱抓不紧
快要起变化

如身体像冰冷大厦
没抱拥便暖吗
没有声愉快吗

(如卡通的主角摆动吧)
如我俩有了爱
关节都软化

(如指针般手舞足蹈吧)
旋转高中低
最后变出烟花

Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!
Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

乖乖龙地冬
(Come and hold me tight tight!)
乖乖龙地冬
(Hold your body right right!)
乖乖龙地冬
(Come and dance tonight night!)
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

(Come! Come! Come! Come!)

Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!
Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

乖乖龙地冬
(Come and hold me tight tight!)
乖乖龙地冬
(Hold your body right right!)
乖乖龙地冬
(Come and dance tonight night!)
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!
Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!

(Ahhh!)

Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!
Mi ni ko i sakura ah eh oh
Come and dance with me!

Come and dance with me!
(Sakura!)
Come and dance with me!
(Ahhh!)
Come and dance with me!
(Sakura!)
Come and dance with me!
(Ahhh!)
Come and dance with me!


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Alfrescian
Loyal
Here's another Mandarin song from 1993 and it's by:
baike.baidu.com/item/新少年俱乐部

baike.baidu.com/item/当你孤单你会想起谁
youtube.com/watch?v=rgXeWSA6VXY


你的心情总在飞
什么事都想去追
想抓住一点安慰
你总是喜欢在人群中徘徊
你最害怕孤单的滋味

你的心那么脆
一碰就会碎
经不起一点风吹
你的身边总是要许多人陪
你最害怕每天的天黑

但是天总会黑
人总要离别
谁也不能永远陪谁

而孤单的滋味
谁都要面对
不只是你我会感觉到疲惫

当你孤单你会想起谁
你想不想找个人来陪
你的快乐伤悲
只有我能体会
让我再陪你走一回

你的心情总在飞
什么事都想去追
想抓住一点安慰
你总是喜欢在人群中徘徊
你最害怕孤单的滋味

你的心那么脆
一碰就会碎
经不起一点风吹
你的身边总是要许多人陪
你最害怕每天的天黑

但是天总会黑
人总要离别
谁也不能永远陪谁

而孤单的滋味
谁都要面对
不只是你我会感觉到疲惫

当你孤单你会想起谁
你想不想找个人来陪
你的快乐伤悲
只有我能体会
让我再陪你走一回

当你孤单你会想起谁
你想不想找个人来陪
你的快乐伤悲
只有我能体会
让我再陪你走一回

你的快乐伤悲
只有我能体会
让我再陪你走一回


youtube.com/watch?v=shPTc5_5eW0


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