when i wake up every morning, first thing is to check mobile phone for messages, notifications and emails. how to stop myself from touching my phone?

[Truthspeak]

Mobile phone is the key to human slavery. Throw it away and you will immediately taste the freedom

 

[LexLuthor]

cannot. later must marry her. i don't want

You fuck her but don't want to marry her? Are you aware of the consequences?

You have transformed a 良家婦女 into a slut. You are a slut factory churning out sluts.

How is your tau tao going to marry a good husband in the future? 事業有成 men like scrooball (clone) and 好好先生 like @eatshitndie will not want her as wife.

Her only salvation is to become a virgin again, 把黑的說成白的，還要煉成一口流利的咒語 to prevent people from 撥亂反正。

 

[Franjipani]

You fuck her but don't want to marry her? Are you aware of the consequences?

You have transformed a 良家婦女 into a slut. You are a slut factory churning out sluts.

How is your tau tao going to marry a good husband in the future? 事業有成 men like scrooball (clone) and 好好先生 like @eatshitndie will not want her as wife.

Her only salvation is to become a virgin again, 把黑的說成白的，還要煉成一口流利的咒語 to prevent people from 撥亂反正。

later siaolang will come in hoot u

 

[LexLuthor]

多年前有一個勤奮愛家的鄰居女孩，十年寒窗考進南洋理工大學，成為當年會計系之花，後來因為遇人不淑 … …

 

[LexLuthor]

… … 那登徒浪子就像你，把人家衣服扒光，全身蹂躪一遍後才說： “洞在哪裡？”

做人不是這樣的，做狗才是！

 

[Franjipani]

多年前有一個勤奮愛家的鄰居女孩，十年寒窗考進南洋理工大學，成為當年會計系之花，後來因為遇人不淑 … …

u mean she's a 校花 or 笑话？

 

[LexLuthor]

u mean she's a 校花 or 笑话？

According to the manuscript of a famous Indian saint called 凱蒂 it's 之交際花。

 

[Balls2U]

i don't recall having this habit when my mother bought me my first phone after psle results... why am i so reliant on this phone thingie now...

The first time smaller handphones started selling in Sinkieland was around 1996. If you are in P6 about that time, then you're born in the 80s or even 90s. You must be a really young chap.

 

[BigBlackCock]

For me, when i wake up every morning, first thing is my dick will be very big big.

So for my case, how to stop my LJ from becoming a monster?

 

[glockman]

1st thing in the morning I do is scratch my balls.

 

[MaximiLian]

1st thing in ze morning i do iz pee. normal?

 

[rocket]

cannot. later must marry her. i don't want

Who says piak must marry?

 

[The Crow]

1st I open my eyes, 2nd "KNN late liao" ...

 

[Franjipani]

Who says piak must marry?

some women r like that. she is one.

 

[The Crow]

some women r like that. she is one.

Tot you had piak her once, then must marry liao ...

 

[Franjipani]

Tot you had piak her once, then must marry liao ...

that one not counted ok. I never 主动.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Don't bring your phone into the bedroom?
Buy a separate alarm clock if you need one

 

[The Crow]

Don't bring your phone into the bedroom?
Buy a separate alarm clock if you need one

Stuff into his housemate's kar chng with vibration on ...

 

[Cottonmouth]

Stuff into his housemate's kar chng with vibration on ...

Why not the cb

 

[Franjipani]

Why not the cb

CB so big phone can go in?