What's your weird habits???

[po2wq]

I like to dig my nose when stop at traffic light

_ then roll down the window and flick it to the motorcyclist who happen to be next to my car

fliq it 2 ze bicyclist who is riding wifout a seat la ...

 

[po2wq]

got this weird habit of washing my feet before me go to bed :o:o:o

tis not weird wat! ...

otherwise, u may get 2 c ur own futprins on ur bedsheet! ...

 

[BuiKia]

Of course it is fart on demand. The trick here is to be focus....

you hang around and wait for a fart or can you fart on demand?

 

[erection2015]

wah ok...i have yet to achieve that ability .

Of course it is fart on demand. The trick here is to be focus....

 

[erection2015]

that would attract unwanted attention from the highly sexed winking individual

fliq it 2 ze bicyclist who is riding wifout a seat la ...

 

[GagakHitam]

I tend to dig my nose and ears when I'm stressed.

 

[BuiKia]

I can even decide what smell I want to emit by eating the right food the night before.

Very simple. worse fart is if you had malay food the night before. It is pungent with a tinge of spicy, can choke if breathe in deeply. That is a killer and I deemed it biological warfare standard fart.

Oh one more thing, I love it when the fuckee call my name during the shag...."Ah Bui, Ah Bui, Ah Bui, ah.........."

wah ok...i have yet to achieve that ability .

 

[streetsmart73]

I like to lick the toes of women when fucking them missionary style :o

hi there


1. bro, say no more!
2. you are the besterest here.
3. doing the bonking thing.
4. btw, that is no weird thing leh!

 

[streetsmart73]

Place the open palm under the arse opening, fart into it, quickly close the palm and bring to the nose


Never fail.

hi there


1.omg!
2. that is gross, bro.

 

[streetsmart73]

I can even decide what smell I want to emit by eating the right food the night before.

Very simple. worse fart is if you had malay food the night before. It is pungent with a tinge of spicy, can choke if breathe in deeply. That is a killer and I deemed it biological warfare standard fart.

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. fat kid, you should stand beside an ah neh.
3. to match who stinks more!

 

[BuiKia]

That is why I learn to give slient fart on demand.

When in the lift with ah neh family, if they press 9th floor, I will purposely press 3rd floor. Once lift close, i will fart and hold my breath and leave on the 3rd floor. I rather walk up to my unit thereafter as it take awhile for the smell to go away.

A good one if I had curry the day before, they may find the smell "closer to home"

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. fat kid, you should stand beside an ah neh.
3. to match who stinks more!

 

[Raiders]

and how u do tat sir?

I'll try to take a pic the next time I do that. Just lift her legs high up in missionary style and you will be able to do that :p

 

[Raiders]

hi there


1. bro, say no more!
2. you are the besterest here.
3. doing the bonking thing.
4. btw, that is no weird thing leh!

I find that PRC chicks have much better skin than our sinkie girls. Their inner thighs ate often so smooth and fair that I would spend at least 15 mins each time to play with the inner thighs. :o

 

[yinyang]

..inner thighs ate often so smooth and fair that I would spend at least 15 mins each time to play with the inner thighs. :o

Don't they get ticklish with your foreplay? :p

And on your toes stunt, with your contortions ..mind your slipped disc!

 

[erection2015]

wow you have certainly attained some kind of Master level in farting.....can control the odour and timing. Hope not to be in the same bakery as you....or in the same train cabin....or else my nose may never be the same again.

Regarding the ' ah bui , ah bui' bit

...BosSam has taken note.....standby for him to contact you.

I can even decide what smell I want to emit by eating the right food the night before.

Very simple. worse fart is if you had malay food the night before. It is pungent with a tinge of spicy, can choke if breathe in deeply. That is a killer and I deemed it biological warfare standard fart.

Oh one more thing, I love it when the fuckee call my name during the shag...."Ah Bui, Ah Bui, Ah Bui, ah.........."

 

[erection2015]

its ok...bro Raiders used to be a contortionist....can do very many unconventional positions

And on your toes stunt, with your contortions ..mind your slipped disc!

 

[erection2015]

you should try eating generous portions of kaya....next few days farts may also be among they best

A good one if I had curry the day before, they may find the smell "closer to home"

 

[Raiders]

Don't they get ticklish with your foreplay? :p

And on your toes stunt, with your contortions ..mind your slipped disc!

Actually, a lot of people don't know that moaning brings the ticklish feeling away. I used to have a few girls who would feel ticklish when I cat bath them and I taught them to moan. That solves the problem.

Back to weird habits. I like to scrap the side of my nose and smell the residue. It's pungent but the smell makes me high

 

[Raiders]

its ok...bro Raiders used to be a contortionist....can do very many unconventional positions

I'm picking up yoga. That allows me more positions

 

[erection2015]

when you reach a good standard then give AK and me some instructions la

I'm picking up yoga. That allows me more positions