Whats the difference between a chicken and a prostitute?

[LaoHongBiscuit]

The chicken says.. cock a doodle doo

The prostitute says.. any cock will do

 

[Ralders]

Chicken or prostitute is ok. As long not a siao chee.

 

[NanoSpeed]

My answer is the best.

A chicken does not swear.

 

[sbfuncle]

My answer is the best.

A chicken does not swear.

A prostitute will not be fazed by chicken rice stall or chicken chop chicken wing stall whereas a chicken will and they will swear at the stall operator.

Will a chicken visit and consume KFC?

 

[sbfuncle]

Chicken or prostitute is ok. As long not a siao chee.

Is very hard for a chicken not to be a siao chee becos there are too many chicken rice chicken chop chicken wing stalls around

 

[LaoHongBiscuit]

Is very hard for a chicken not to be a siao chee becos there are too many chicken rice chicken chop chicken wing stalls around

not forgetting KFChicken, Texas Chicken, Popeyes Chicken, Chicken Pot, Chicken Curry Puff, Chicken Chop, Korean Fried Chicken shops etc etc

 

[MaximiLian]

last nite went 2 a chicken shop. knn so advanced now, i saw a customer used paynow 2 pay.

 

[NanoSpeed]

My answer is the best.

A prostitute treats all her customers as clones of the first customer.

This way, the prostitute consoles herself that she has only been UP by one solitary customer.

 

[sbfuncle]

A prostitue won't go around the neighbourhood and and make pok pok pok sound whereas a chicken will.