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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has cautioned that the regime must never let its guard down when dealing with the threat of dissenters who can be re-defined as 'terrorists'.
Speaking at the International Conference on Dissenter Rehabilitation, Ruler Loong explained that any form of dissent must be recast as 'self-radicalisation' despite old school state controls employed in Peasantpore.
As usual, Ruler Loong pins the blame on internet, echoing conventional wisdom that terrorists, learning from lumpar anti-regime netizens are using internet to spread their half baked fundamentalist theories. Strangely this concept was seconded by one of his loyal lackey, co-chair-crony of the Religious Spying Group (RRG), Ustaz Ali Mohamed.
He said: "They even take the effort to read Jane Austen novels and improve their England Language, something they ought to do in their fucking school days. Now, they pick a leaf from lumpar netizens and write nice proses saying moslems should unite and get rid of infidel regimes in South East Asia?! They fucking forget that Familee is the big boss in Peasantpore, like Hokkien saying, treating me as invisible huh?
"We are fortunate that the Uncle Sam warned us earlier that baboons like Mas Selemat are trying to start some Moslem Caliphate in Malaya? Fucking hell, all seemed to forget about their former Hindu backgrounds and conversions after Parameswara kenna chased all over the shop by Majahapit and Siamese?
I tell you the truth, in Peasantpore, I do not care if you are X'tian, Moslem deity or big heap of pagan deities. As long everyone and anyone who wants to do business here, kowtow me 5 times daily, then you can do business and I close one eye. Cross the fucking line, you can wait to see what Asiatic tortures are in line for you lor."
Ruler Loong regrets several peasants have been radicalised by questionable fundamentalist ideology through the internet.
He said: "Hey, these Jihadist wannabes, never use their brains. How can you gain entry to a paradise surrounded by naked virgins after slaughtering children or women? I spend time lying to them about the 6.9 million population, they shake their heads in disbelief but 'lan lan' believe got virgins waiting for them if they kill infidels? I cannot fathom their thinking.....
"The fucking Brits use divide and conquer to control Peasantpore, likewise the same strategy in Middle East. Now we inherit Peasantpore from the Brits, cannot divide Chinks, Mats and Nehs or end up like the Northern Mats' inspired racial riots.
So we no choice but learn from Stalin and Mao. I send ISD moles and infiltrate all religious bodies so that when the tussles come to a push, we strike back. Remember Operation Spectrum where we take out the Catholics Church and humiliate that Gregory Yong. Recently Thio, Yang and Hong try to use AWARE to deal with bapoks, we dispose them using a EGM. You think all magic suddenly appear and zap those clowns huh? Lumpar ok. Mas Selamat, that one I admit, kenna our ISD moles kenna zapped by JI and Uncle Sam bailed us out. We learnt our lessons and I say hor, no more Mas Selamat Part II!
Ruler Loong commended the Religious Spying Group for countering the wrong-headed ideologies using Maoist era propaganda. He said every Jihadist wannabe detainee who has been released from detention has gone through brainwashing with the group as part of the rehabilitation programme.
Ruler Loong said: "We saw how Commie PRC brainwash UN POWs during the Korean War. We send our best and obedient Ulamas and they took serious training in brainwashing from the Commies.
Our course, our well paid Ulamas are loyal lackeys of the regime otherwise why they work for me huh? They were convinced this was the profitable thing to do and I showed them the example of Prata Nathan, the Kempeitai turned President. They immediately gain enlightenment and now say it is necessary to arrest the spread of religious extremism and fundamentalist crap logic. Today the RRG has the capability to counsel and brainwash the JI detainees and our PRC trainers praised their skills saying Mao and Stalin, if both alive, are proud of them."
Ruler Loong cautioned that the Peasantpore, perceived as a vassal of Uncle Sam remains a target.
"From time to time, we hear reports of Jihadists in our region wanting to attack Peasantpore or Familee assets in our neighbourhood to gain instant fame. We always see Ummo also target us to gain political mileage, not to say about the Southern Indoland using us as target practice if they feel like doing so. Getting fucking bored with all those threats and as long Uncle Sam is our Overlord, they better watch their mouthes," sneered Ruler Loong.
"Terrorism is a good political tool. The Nehs used terrorism labels skillfully and convinced the Yanks to see Tamil Tigers as pussies and we all know what happened next. Similarly Commie PRC reclassified Xinjiang separatists as terrorists and got free hand to whack them hard without human right concerns. In Peasantpore, if I not happy, I also say you are terrorist, jihadist or racial baboon and presto, ISD invite you to coffee! Hee hee hee, I so bad lor."
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has cautioned that the regime must never let its guard down when dealing with the threat of dissenters who can be re-defined as 'terrorists'.
Speaking at the International Conference on Dissenter Rehabilitation, Ruler Loong explained that any form of dissent must be recast as 'self-radicalisation' despite old school state controls employed in Peasantpore.
As usual, Ruler Loong pins the blame on internet, echoing conventional wisdom that terrorists, learning from lumpar anti-regime netizens are using internet to spread their half baked fundamentalist theories. Strangely this concept was seconded by one of his loyal lackey, co-chair-crony of the Religious Spying Group (RRG), Ustaz Ali Mohamed.
He said: "They even take the effort to read Jane Austen novels and improve their England Language, something they ought to do in their fucking school days. Now, they pick a leaf from lumpar netizens and write nice proses saying moslems should unite and get rid of infidel regimes in South East Asia?! They fucking forget that Familee is the big boss in Peasantpore, like Hokkien saying, treating me as invisible huh?
"We are fortunate that the Uncle Sam warned us earlier that baboons like Mas Selemat are trying to start some Moslem Caliphate in Malaya? Fucking hell, all seemed to forget about their former Hindu backgrounds and conversions after Parameswara kenna chased all over the shop by Majahapit and Siamese?
I tell you the truth, in Peasantpore, I do not care if you are X'tian, Moslem deity or big heap of pagan deities. As long everyone and anyone who wants to do business here, kowtow me 5 times daily, then you can do business and I close one eye. Cross the fucking line, you can wait to see what Asiatic tortures are in line for you lor."
Ruler Loong regrets several peasants have been radicalised by questionable fundamentalist ideology through the internet.
He said: "Hey, these Jihadist wannabes, never use their brains. How can you gain entry to a paradise surrounded by naked virgins after slaughtering children or women? I spend time lying to them about the 6.9 million population, they shake their heads in disbelief but 'lan lan' believe got virgins waiting for them if they kill infidels? I cannot fathom their thinking.....
"The fucking Brits use divide and conquer to control Peasantpore, likewise the same strategy in Middle East. Now we inherit Peasantpore from the Brits, cannot divide Chinks, Mats and Nehs or end up like the Northern Mats' inspired racial riots.
So we no choice but learn from Stalin and Mao. I send ISD moles and infiltrate all religious bodies so that when the tussles come to a push, we strike back. Remember Operation Spectrum where we take out the Catholics Church and humiliate that Gregory Yong. Recently Thio, Yang and Hong try to use AWARE to deal with bapoks, we dispose them using a EGM. You think all magic suddenly appear and zap those clowns huh? Lumpar ok. Mas Selamat, that one I admit, kenna our ISD moles kenna zapped by JI and Uncle Sam bailed us out. We learnt our lessons and I say hor, no more Mas Selamat Part II!
Ruler Loong commended the Religious Spying Group for countering the wrong-headed ideologies using Maoist era propaganda. He said every Jihadist wannabe detainee who has been released from detention has gone through brainwashing with the group as part of the rehabilitation programme.
Ruler Loong said: "We saw how Commie PRC brainwash UN POWs during the Korean War. We send our best and obedient Ulamas and they took serious training in brainwashing from the Commies.
Our course, our well paid Ulamas are loyal lackeys of the regime otherwise why they work for me huh? They were convinced this was the profitable thing to do and I showed them the example of Prata Nathan, the Kempeitai turned President. They immediately gain enlightenment and now say it is necessary to arrest the spread of religious extremism and fundamentalist crap logic. Today the RRG has the capability to counsel and brainwash the JI detainees and our PRC trainers praised their skills saying Mao and Stalin, if both alive, are proud of them."
Ruler Loong cautioned that the Peasantpore, perceived as a vassal of Uncle Sam remains a target.
"From time to time, we hear reports of Jihadists in our region wanting to attack Peasantpore or Familee assets in our neighbourhood to gain instant fame. We always see Ummo also target us to gain political mileage, not to say about the Southern Indoland using us as target practice if they feel like doing so. Getting fucking bored with all those threats and as long Uncle Sam is our Overlord, they better watch their mouthes," sneered Ruler Loong.
"Terrorism is a good political tool. The Nehs used terrorism labels skillfully and convinced the Yanks to see Tamil Tigers as pussies and we all know what happened next. Similarly Commie PRC reclassified Xinjiang separatists as terrorists and got free hand to whack them hard without human right concerns. In Peasantpore, if I not happy, I also say you are terrorist, jihadist or racial baboon and presto, ISD invite you to coffee! Hee hee hee, I so bad lor."
