What is the worst Christmas gift you ever received?

[BuiKia]

The worst was a pack of 3in1 milo and I dun even drink it.

 

[zhihau]

Donate them!

 

[Agoraphobic]

Guard duty.

Cheers!

 

[kaipoh]

I received pack of used condom very slimy and smelly with some small creature crawling, later I found out was my own semen kept by my ex-girl and sent it back to me.

The worst was a pack of 3in1 milo and I dun even drink it.

 

[meeraze]

Vacuum cleaner so now I got to clean house almost everyday.

 

[BuiKia]

I received pack of used condom very slimy and smelly with some small creature crawling, later I found out was my own semen kept by my ex-girl and sent it back to me.

So sweet of her to keep until you guys broke up. She must have valued it so much.

 

[kaipoh]

Yaloh! feel so so sorry for her, will call her for one more for the finale!

So sweet of her to keep until you guys broke up. She must have valued it so much.

 

[looneytan]

Yaloh! feel so so sorry for her, will call her for one more for the finale!

This time please remember to take the bag back

 

[BuiKia]

Yaloh! feel so so sorry for her, will call her for one more for the finale!

Used to have a girlfriend who wanted farewell fuck after we broke off. She said she needed 3 final fuck before she can let go.

 

[bloodycock]

Sadplumpgirl is it?

Used to have a girlfriend who wanted farewell fuck after we broke off. She said she needed 3 final fuck before she can let go.

 

[eatshitndie]

mine was a giant box of chocolates. and after consuming half the box, i look like buikia the dear leader. :(

 

[mamadrama]

what happened ?....he lost some points? Probably ah meng did it.

mine was a giant box of chocolates. and after consuming half the box, i look like buikia the dear leader. :(

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[eatshitndie]

what happened ?....he lost some points? Probably ah meng did it.

internet is down in north korea, and he misses his porcupine porn.

 

[Rogue Trader]

From his expression he looks like he just swallowed some cum

 

[eatshitndie]

From his expression he looks like he just swallowed some cum

kim, kam, kum. it's all good.

 

[erection201l]

A bicycle without the seat.

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

The worst was a pack of 3in1 milo and I dun even drink it.

ok what.................i got a bath towel leh............

 

[bloodycock]

Better enjoy yourself, school is starting soon and you please try not to fail so many subjects like this year Clinton.

A bicycle without the seat.

 

[sochi2014]

The worst was a pack of 3in1 milo and I dun even drink it.

Be grateful that you still can stay Bui!!

 

[Shanel]

I received a toilet roll :/