What do You do when you are shitting?

[zeddy]

I rather laosai....than to tink of tonychat...

When shitting, I would alway light a cig and reflect back on my previous night's dream.. Then I would seek some inspiration for that week 4D numbers..

 

[AhMeng]

When shitting, I would alway light a cig and reflect back on my previous night's dream.. Then I would seek some inspiration for that week 4D numbers..

the smoke will cloud your judgement in picking the correct numbers

 

[eErotica69]

When I shit and see the piece of shit, it reminds me of Tonychat, and so I spend my time thinking of how to screw him in this forum.

 

[PornSTAR]

Nowadays when I shit, I think of my CPF and will smile because I cannot believe that I am so rich.

 

[Clone]

i usually read the straits times

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

When I shit, I never fail to give my silent thanks to Sir John Harington, Alexander Cummings, Joseph Bramah, William Elvis Sloan, and all those distinguished gentlemen who collectively contributed to the modern design of the flush toilet.

 

[eatshitndie]

always do a quality check of the color, texture, and consistency of your product. it's good for you.

 

[Baimi]

Listen to the song 'I WANNA BE FREE'

 

[kapkia]

Riding kapkia

 

[mengzai]

I sing .... "let it go, let it go".....

 

[Agoraphobic]

While shitting, I shit.

Cheers!

Cut finger nails?
Dig nose?
Pluck pubic hair?
Play with your phone?
Masturbate?
What else???

 

[Agoraphobic]

What is the past tense of shit?

Shitted? Or shat?

Cheers!

 

[KNNBGCB]

Riding kapkia

Knn you

 

[Lizzert]

Eat kwah-Chee and drink red wine

 

[yinyang]

What is the past tense of shit? Shitted? Or shat?

Seems shat has gotten some recognition, even by Oxford dict :p

http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/shit_3

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shat

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=340782

While shitting, I shit

Just focus on the deed (or task at hand...oops, anal end) minus distractions :p

 

[frenchbriefs]

I imagine my toilet is situated right on top of lky's grave and with every squeeze of my buttocks I shout "merdeka!!!"

 

[chootchiew]

Cut finger nails?
Dig nose?
Pluck pubic hair?
Play with your phone?
Masturbate?
What else???

I will light up cigarette and start to predict soccer score, if nothing come out means 0 goal, sometime big bombing I will try AOS

 

[KNNBGCB]

I will light up cigarette and start to predict soccer score, if nothing come out means 0 goal, sometime big bombing I will try AOS

There is an easier way to win money in soccer betting. Please read my signature

 

[AhMeng]

I just shitted and the shit pattern has the word Holland on it... dutch will win the world cup 2014...

 

[Equalisation]

Straining, if shit abit hard !:o