What a Shitty Mess!

[Claire]

sometimes i do when urinals are occupied. in the men's room, the order of use is urinal first, followed by cubes for shitting, and finally cube for the handicapped. if i pee in the cube, i have the habit of sitting down to pee (from home use). sitting down to pee confines the trajectory of pee into shithole rather than spraying all over. moreover, when sitting down, there's less backsplash as pee hits wall of wc rather than hitting the water directly and causing greater backsplash. when it cums to shit, pee and backsplash, i have enough material to write a book with.

I have occasionally found wet seats in the Ladies too. I think the "hovering" and "dripping" by some inconsiderate women who cannot wait to get up and get out. Sigh.

 

[looneytan]

this is what happen when you squat on the sitting toilet and it breaks

place this photo in all toilets as a reminder

 

[eatshitndie]

I have occasionally found wet seats in the Ladies too. I think the "hovering" and "dripping" by some inconsiderate women who cannot wait to get up and get out. Sigh.

yup, "dripping" for women can happen when they stand up in a hurry to pull their panties up, resulting in a drop here and there on the seat. there are women who squat on flat of bowl too with high heels on. they can break the bowl with all their weight on a few square inches of heel.

there are 2 main types of bowls: round and elongated. i would recommend the elongated design as the extra room in front allows men's dicks to stick in. round bowls are adequate for women but may be too small for men with huge endowment.

typical round bowl....with open-ended seat at the front for "drips".



elongated bowl....with flip-seats for man (upper seat) and woman (lower seat). the upper seat is further up from the water line and is less susceptible to backsplash from a constipated stool hitting the water.

 

[yinyang]

...flicking his dick vertically so hard after peeing at the urinal ..guck going airborne and managed to avoid its trajectory. very lucky!

Pee etiquette :p

 

[Claire]

this is what happen when you squat on the sitting toilet and it breaks

place this photo in all toilets as a reminder

Oh dear, Eeeks!

 

[Claire]

yup, "dripping" for women can happen when they stand up in a hurry to pull their panties up, resulting in a drop here and there on the seat. there are women who squat on flat of bowl too with high heels on. they can break the bowl with all their weight on a few square inches of heel.

there are 2 main types of bowls: round and elongated. i would recommend the elongated design as the extra room in front allows men's dicks to stick in. round bowls are adequate for women but may be too small for men with huge endowment.

typical round bowl....with open-ended seat at the front for "drips".

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elongated bowl....with flip-seats for man (upper seat) and woman (lower seat). the upper seat is further up from the water line and is less susceptible to backsplash from a constipated stool hitting the water.

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Eat, you sound like a lavatory saleman

 

[eatshitndie]

Eat, you sound like a lavatory saleman

it's my passionate topic and i can talk shit all day. :p

 

[Black Swan]

Pantry lady don't clean/wash toilets. Office buildings have cleaning contractor responsible for toilets.

 

[Claire]

Pantry lady don't clean/wash toilets. Office buildings have cleaning contractor responsible for toilets.

Hello Swan. You are correct. The cleaner lady I mentioned is from the cleaning contractor management company. Last I heard just now is that she had asked for a transfer to clean another company premises.

 

[Claire]

it's my passionate topic and i can talk shit all day. :p

Hello Eat. You surely have a unique passion. Haha.

 

[Black Swan]

Hello Swan. You are correct. The cleaner lady I mentioned is from the cleaning contractor management company. Last I heard just now is that she had asked for a transfer to clean another company premises.

Well... can you at least be consistent in your story... first pantry lady... after I pointed out the obvious error, you amend to cleaner lady. Lets be honest, washing dirty or shitty toilets is part of the cleaners' job, why would they complain? The cleaner cannot ask to clean another company's premise simply because the toilets are not within any company premise. The toilets in office buildings are shared by all tenants on the same floor.

 

[syed putra]

Malaysia, despite its racists policies, bar Chinese from cleaning toilets and roads. These jobs are left to those with little capability. Chinese people are used to assist in money laundering, runner for politicians and privatization of gahmen projects and services.
So why Sinkie gahmen allow Chinese people work in toilet?

 

[Claire]

Well... can you at least be consistent in your story... first pantry lady... after I pointed out the obvious error, you amend to cleaner lady. Lets be honest, washing dirty or shitty toilets is part of the cleaners' job, why would they complain? The cleaner cannot ask to clean another company's premise simply because the toilets are not within any company premise. The toilets in office buildings are shared by all tenants on the same floor.

Hello Black. I have never stated that she ia pantry lady. She is a cleaner from the contractor company.

Our office restrooms are within the company's premises as we occupy all the floors in the building.

Hope that clarifies.

 

[yinyang]

Malaysia, despite its racists policies, bar Chinese from cleaning toilets and roads. ...Chinese people are used to assist in money laundering, runner for politicians and privatization of gahmen projects and services. So why Sinkie gahmen allow Chinese people work in toilet?

Motherhood of your 2 gross mistatements.

Where got chinese barred from (honest) cleaning jobs across the causeway?
Can't fathom your (flawed) question why Sg conversely allows Chinese to clean toilets.:*:

TS, don't mind my digs on pee etiquette pics. Even if you have not peeked at our johns:p.
Which reminds me of 1 real sign above urinal: If you can shoot so high, you are wanted by fire brigade
And we blokes have seen many designs on urinals (to help with aim), with fly and even goal posts

 

[chootchiew]

The cleaner has yet to encounter a wc with flooded sperms