Watz Ze Nax Mov? ... 这局棋该怎样走? ...

[po2wq]

juz went out wif a chiobu ...

v had sushi 4 dinner ... after dat, me sent her back 2 her haus ...

she invited me 2 her place 2 sit awhile ... n try a li'l of her new kopi ...

lites were dim n warm ... music was lite n swaying ... ze aroma of ze kopi filled ze room ...

as v were relishing evry sip of ze kopi, she quietly took out her chess set n placed a few pieces on ze chessboard ...

as she finished, she parted her cherry lips n breathed ... iz redz turn ...

me - *huh*? ... wat? ...

above was wat she showed me ...

wat shud me do now? ... :o

 

[laksaboy]

Move the center 相 upwards to the left or right.

Now, black can't move 马 , otherwise 将 will be under direct attack from 帅.

In fact, Black can't move any piece at all. As there is no stalemate in Chinese chess, red wins.

 

[zhihau]

wat shud me do now? ... :o

bro,
you should ask her this: "why so serious?" :p:p:p

 

[VeryWise]

Yes, that's the most loigcal move.

My second guess is that it holds deeper meaning.
She was hinting you to make the first move.
She wanted to be checkMATED

Move the center 相 upwards to the left or right.

Now, black can't move 马 , otherwise 将 will be under direct attack from 帅.

In fact, Black can't move any piece at all. As there is no stalemate in Chinese chess, red wins.

 

[Clone]

ah po,

She wants u to play chinese chess? ATB izzit?

Think she hinting u to go wank yourself.

If really is ATB, best for u to siam far far anyway.

 

[lifeafter41]

You should thank her for her coffee and move on. Any women that whips out a chessboard to place the chess piece that you have just describe, whether wants you to checkmate her or vice versa, take the whole thing as a agme. If you are going for some serious relationship, than you don't need this, if you are in for some fun, please be careful for it might just back fired. Just my 2 cents worth.....

 

[HedgeTrader]

Run far far away from woman who play chess or mahjong LOL

 

[laksaboy]

Run far far away from woman who play chess or mahjong LOL

How about cards? Poker, bridge, Chor dai dee, UNO, Happy Family, Magic the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh! etc.

 

[HedgeTrader]

How about cards? Poker, bridge, Chor dai dee, UNO, Happy Family, Magic the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh! etc.

That type you have ask bro golden dragon LOL

 

[matamafia]

http://www.icanju.cn/

残局

 

[Whats4]

bro,
you should ask her this: "why so serious?" :p:p:p

shes looking for a intelligent mate?

 

[LeMans2011]

juz went out wif a chiobu ...

v had sushi 4 dinner ... after dat, me sent her back 2 her haus ...

she invited me 2 her place 2 sit awhile ... n try a li'l of her new kopi ...

lites were dim n warm ... music was lite n swaying ... ze aroma of ze kopi filled ze room ...

as v were relishing evry sip of ze kopi, she quietly took out her chess set n placed a few pieces on ze chessboard ...

as she finished, she parted her cherry lips n breathed ... iz redz turn ...

me - *huh*? ... wat? ...

above was wat she showed me ...

wat shud me do now? ... :o

She wants you to play with her chest... that's the meaning... she put "horse" there means she wanna ride you

 

[Conqueror]

Can't Face The Enemy General

Move the center 相 upwards to the left or right.

Now, black can't move 马 , otherwise 将 will be under direct attack from 帅.

In fact, Black can't move any piece at all. As there is no stalemate in Chinese chess, red wins.

Got advantage and disadvantage. No centre piece like a advisor or elephant, you have to depend on cannon attack at the flank. Once, your king move sideway, he can open up the guard or scholar to take the centre line again. By this time, his horse will try to move as close to your court as possible.

But, if elephant cannot be moved in the first place, then cannon should have "Jyeong Khoon" already ! But, it was in line of fire from the protecting horse. If his horsey move down for protection, your elephant cannot leave the centre line. So, king must sidestep with cannon 'tiew' his horse. I think one horse can't do much.

Can be tough if neither side don't make a fatal mistake. Stalemate.

 

[Conqueror]

http://www.icanju.cn/

残局

Cannon can move one step to the right to see whether she will make a mistake. If she did, you can capture one scholar.

 

[GoldenDragon]

That type you have ask bro golden dragon LOL

Bro, of the card games listed, I don't even know how to play one of them.

 

[eatshitndie]

very deliberate woman. must conquer with caution. better for a woman to bring out poker set. the flip of the dealer button to you means "go ahead. poke her."

 

[po2wq]

Move the center 相 upwards to the left or right.

Now, black can't move 马 , otherwise 将 will be under direct attack from 帅.

In fact, Black can't move any piece at all. As there is no stalemate in Chinese chess, red wins.

mov 相 ... cheqmate ... goot strategy ...

 

[po2wq]

... as v were relishing evry sip of ze kopi, she quietly took out her chess set n placed a few pieces on ze chessboard ...

<img src="http://ehot.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chess-01.gif" height=120></img>

... wat shud me do now? ... :o

c-ing me blur-blur ...

she re-arranged ze pieces n showed me tis wif blushes on her rosy cheeks ...


<img src="http://ehot.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chess-02.gif"></img>


wat shud me haf done wif tis? ... :o

 

[dietcoke]

i don't know, but one thing for sure, u have photogenic memory, can remember the exact position of every piece.

 

[Unrepented]

She wants you to 上马打炮. Bring out chess board doesn't mean want to play chess, got to look at things in the context and surrounding circumstances.