Want to be a bus captain? Think twice. Actually, think thrice.

[myfoot123]

The fabricated job title 'captain' is to make them feel good. It's like calling toilet cleaners 'sanitation specialists'.

I know of many FT who set up a $2 companies and called themselves CEO. Similarly, many retired PAPER GENERAL holds similar title after worshipping Ho Jinx and than fucked-up in their jobs BIG TIME. The greatest insult to Singaporeans, an Engineers was given the title MINISTER OF HEALTH, a police officer is now our MINISTER OF FIANCE, a paper general has became the minister of TRADE, a surgeon is our MINISTER OF DEFENCE and Singapores jokes never stops there because what comes next is the Emeritus, the mentor and other senile titles given to retired ministers who were reluctant to retire from drawing obscene salaries.

 

[nightsafari]

Imagine you're a bus driver driving along a highway (eg. PIE or ECP) during a severe traffic jam, you suddenly kena uncontrollable prolonged diarrhoea AND uncontrollable prolonged vomiting AND uncontrollable prolonged urination (might as well) in the single-deck air-conditioned bus overloaded with passengers (standing-room only, no place for passengers to move back).

wow... you just imagined up an incredible nightmare.

 

[laksaboy]

Imagine you're a bus driver driving along a highway (eg. PIE or ECP) during a severe traffic jam, you suddenly kena uncontrollable prolonged diarrhoea AND uncontrollable prolonged vomiting AND uncontrollable prolonged urination (might as well) in the single-deck air-conditioned bus overloaded with passengers (standing-room only, no place for passengers to move back).

And the doors malfunction and won't open.

 

[jw5]

That can be a problem for any type of driver, or even passenger, not just bus driver.............. LOL. But several years ago, I was on a bus where the bus driver actually parked the bus at a bus stop and ran to the coffee shop toilet. I simply read a book while waiting for the driver to come back and continue his journey, which he did 10 minutes later.

Imagine you're a bus driver driving along a highway (eg. PIE or ECP) during a severe traffic jam, you suddenly kena uncontrollable prolonged diarrhoea AND uncontrollable prolonged vomiting AND uncontrollable prolonged urination (might as well) in the single-deck air-conditioned bus overloaded with passengers (standing-room only, no place for passengers to move back).

 

[Johnrambo]

Call themselves captain but pay like corporal and work like a private....

bus captain promote become what? bus major?

 

[laksaboy]

bus captain promote become what? bus major?

Bus colonel.

 

[bobby]

bus captain promote become what? bus major?

dunno...but can be demoted to bustard.

 

[aerobwala]

I know of many FT who set up a $2 companies and called themselves CEO. Similarly, many retired PAPER GENERAL holds similar title after worshipping Ho Jinx and than fucked-up in their jobs BIG TIME. The greatest insult to Singaporeans, an Engineers was given the title MINISTER OF HEALTH, a police officer is now our MINISTER OF FIANCE, a paper general has became the minister of TRADE, a surgeon is our MINISTER OF DEFENCE and Singapores jokes never stops there because what comes next is the Emeritus, the mentor and other senile titles given to retired ministers who were reluctant to retire from drawing obscene salaries.

Any minister holds Master of Public Adminstration from US?

 

[Johnrambo]

dunno...but can be demoted to bustard.

bustard = retard who drives a bus?

 

[jw5]

Senior Bus Captain.

bus captain promote become what? bus major?

 

[AhMeng]

Senior Bus Captain.

After that?

 

[jw5]

Assistant Deputy Junior Bus Major.

After that?

 

[myfoot123]

After that?

Not qualified to drive due to age, unlike obscene senile minister who can work beyond 90.

 

[AhMeng]

Not qualified to drive due to age, unlike obscene senile minister who can work beyond 90.

Taxpayers money wasted on all these Minister Mentors or whatever Emeritus Minister shit. After reaping in millions during their tenure as Ministers, still continue to get paid.

 

[myfoot123]

Taxpayers money wasted on all these Minister Mentors or whatever Emeritus Minister shit. After reaping in millions during their tenure as Ministers, still continue to get paid.

They also rob in their wife to do the money raiding. Meritocracy my foot!

 

[AhMeng]

They also rob in their wife to do the money raiding. Meritocracy my foot!

70% voted for it and will continue to do so for the next 50 years. Can't complain. It's tyranny of the folly Majority.

 

[Loofydralb]

SMRT cheating its employees? Thats another company going bust after NOL and SPH.

 

[Johnrambo]

Need to migrate fatty ng to sit on SMRT to sink it lah