Serious VietCong Masturbates in Sickiepore!

[laksaboy]

Alamak I just wanked off onto the road on the overhead bridge at the PIE between Ubi and Eunos around 3am two days ago....Will I get caught?

Work part-time at Subway, put your special mayonnaise into sandwiches for customers.

 

[bobby]

Vietnam men is as horny as Vietnamese women.

 

[Papsmearer]

Alamak I just wanked off onto the road on the overhead bridge at the PIE between Ubi and Eunos around 3am two days ago....Will I get caught?

yes, by now your sperm already at the Police labs for DNA anal izzit. expect a knock on your HDB gate soon.

 

[True Believer]

The real question all u morons making stupid comments here is "How the fuck did SPF identify this guy?" Based on a picture of backside while he was running away from the woman? Imagine the amount of cameras installed all over singapore and the sophistication of the facial recognition software. They easily identified this guy.

If you commit a crime in S'pore today, the police will be knocking on the door of your home in less than 24 hours.

 

[True Believer]

Vietnam men is as horny as Vietnamese women.

Why did he have to travel all the way to S'pore to "pleasure himself"? He could have just gone to the countryside or forest back in Vietnam to jerk off.

 

[k1976]

The woman is a prude. He was careful to situate himself in the dark under an overhead bridge. It's not like he exposed himself to her on purpose. She's a kaypoh.

Omg. GG liao

 

[k1976]

Means pap Smart Nation 天眼 is working

天有眼

 

[laksaboy]

Why did he have to travel all the way to S'pore to "pleasure himself"? He could have just gone to the countryside or forest back in Vietnam to jerk off.

He is a job creator.

 

[k1976]

He is a job creator.

A fallen talent

 

[blackmondy]

How about having a chio Vietbu mastubating in public ?

 

[Eisenhut]

Fkin Singaprude! Ownself beat meat also cannot!

 

[oliverlee]

How about having a chio Vietbu mastubating in public ?

No such luck. Usually you have to pay 2 blues to watch

 

[True Believer]

How about having a chio Vietbu mastubating in public ?

The concept of "public" includes anywhere outside of one's home, a public bathroom and locked room in one's office. I guess jerking off behind a bush, under a bridge or in a drain away from passersby still counts as public indecency even though the person reporting the act is a voyeur. LOL!

 

[ODACHEK]

 

[laksaboy]

Creamy Viet sperm can be put inside a banh mi sandwich, no one will find out.

 

[Papsmearer]

Why don't he go and stand outside PMO and wait for Whore Jinx to come out to shoot a load on her? She will love it.

 

[blackmondy]

Man mastubates in public, send to jail.
Woman masturbates in public, send to IMH.