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Urban tales & folklores

BobKHSim

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do u want the tale of the runaway fishmonger's wife with the lawyer?:biggrin: dunno why they called her a "fishmonger's" wifey. her husband doesn't sell fish in market but she does!:biggrin:

chao ah kwa i can help you with some topics lah:

1) your heroic father bashing

2) stealing men's undies from Queenstown swimming pool

3) theft of forummer's password ... [this was a real hit!]

4) 'Black's' property con

OK the audience already line up to hear from you!
 

leetahbar

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all the urban tales up to date have no ending. it's still on going. like the runaway fishmonger's wife with the lawyer, bitchy jenny of zi yean, hay mee uncle...and etc...the ending is still pending.

i think the haymee uncle one had ended. he died cock standing most probably!:eek: the sad part is that also mean the end to his fabulous prawn noodle. and at $2 a bowl, where to find!!??:o
 

leetahbar

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the behaviour of you people are simply deplorable and out of this world. please do not use the FREEDOM OF SPEECH for all the crimes that you have committed.

it's really a farce and humiliation to the true FREE SPEECH and fairness. many can see....well except u jokers who think you are some kind of freaks above the law.
 

guavatree

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the behaviour of you people are simply deplorable and out of this world. please do not use the FREEDOM OF SPEECH for all the crimes that you have committed.

Penal Code Section 377A states, “Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.”
 

guavatree

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u jokers who think you are some kind of freaks above the law.

Gay indecent acts

Penal Code Section 377A states, “Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.”

Cheating:

Whoever, by deceiving any person, fraudulently or dishonestly induces the person so deceived to deliver any property to any person, or to consent that any person shall retain any property, or intentionally induces the person so deceived to do or omit to do anything which he or she would not do or omit if he or she were not so deceived, and which act or omission causes or is likely to cause damage or harm to that person in body, mind, reputation or property, is said to "cheat". For example, A cheats if he intentionally deceives Z into a belief that A means to repay any money that Z may lend to him when A does not intend to repay it, and thereby dishonestly induces Z to lend him money. Cheating is punished with imprisonment of up to one year, or a fine, or both.

Father bashing:

Voluntarily causing hurt – A person causes hurt when he or she causes bodily pain, disease or infirmity to any person. Whoever does any act with the intention of causing hurt to any person, or with the knowledge that he is likely to cause hurt to any person, and does cause hurt to any person, voluntarily causes hurt. The penalty for voluntarily causing hurt is imprisonment of up to one year, or a fine of up to S$1,000, or both.

Theft of Temple Funds

Theft is committed when a person, intending to take dishonestly any movable property out of the possession of any person without that person’s consent, moves that property in order to effect the taking. The penalty for theft is imprisonment of up to three years, or a fine, or both. It is more common, however, for offenders to be charged with committing theft in a building, tent or vessel, which is used as a human dwelling, or for the custody of property. The penalty for this more serious offense is imprisonment of up to seven years, and also a fine.
 

leetahbar

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wanna hear the story about a nerdy professor who lost everything and heavily in debt over some bitch?
 
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