UOB's Economist Wack Sinkapore - Productivity growth is near zero since 2010!

[winnipegjets]

Ever since Zorro was given more things to do, it's been downhill all the way. The only way up is to let Zorro do what he does best - be the best clown extraordinnaire that he is.

He is a great thief ...despite his public confession, the PM thinks highly of him.

 

[winnipegjets]

That's very strange. I just checked my books again and my company's sales and profits have been increasing by 15% per year for the past few years. Clearly productivity must have gone up year-on-year for this to happen.

You use cheap foreigners lah.

 

[jw5]

He is a great thief ...despite his public confession, the PM thinks highly of him.

The PM thinks highly of Zorro because only the latter can make the former look less of a clown.

 

[yahoo55]

Zorro's solution to productivity is cheaper, better, faster. If that's so, then clearly PAP ministers have the least productivity in SG being the world's most expensive and overpaid public servants.

[video=youtube;dG6-m90Wyos]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG6-m90Wyos&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

[jw5]

Zorro's solution to productivity is cheaper, better, faster. If that's so, then clearly PAP ministers have the least productivity in SG being the world's most expensive and overpaid public servants.

Zorro is cheaper, better and faster mah........................ cheaper taste including his haircut, better at being a clown and faster at trying out new toothpicks.

 

[Agoraphobic]

Suggestion: Legalise pot for recreational use, restrict usage to Sentosa island. Be brave about this. It is fast becoming an acceptable way of life. Once this is enacted, taxation on its sale will create lots of revenue. Since I am the first one to suggest this, allow me to be the first licensed dealer.

Cheers!