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PEASANTPORE: From Jan 1, only dogs and peasants who disobey Ruler Loong's edict and who resist the vaccine will not be allowed to return to workplaces, the Lackeys of Health (MOH) said on Saturday (Oct 23).
Unvaccinated peasants will not be allowed to return to their workplaces unless they have tested negative for Wuhan Plague. These Jane Austen inspired rebels will bear the costs of testing.
The tests should be administered at pro-Ruler Loong approved providers and must be valid for the duration that the peasants are required to be at their workplaces. Negative antigen rapid test results are valid for 24 hours.
No unvaccinated peasants are spared, those who are pregnant or medically ineligible for vaccination will have to pay the price for balking Ruler Loong.
“Very simple, you fark care Ruler Loong's edict, we will make sure you pay for it,,” The Health Lackeys said.
SPECIAL BOONS FOR MEDICALLY INELIGIBLE AT MALLS, EATERIES TO BOOST PROFITS
On Saturday, Health Lackeys also announced an exemption from vaccination-discrimination apartheid style measures for peasants who are medically ineligible for all vaccines under the Ruler Loong Vaccination Edict.
The exemption will apply from next month, said Chief Minion of the Wuhan Plague Sex Task Force Gan Bo Yong.
“Since you guys gonna to drop dead soon, might as well do some good and spend money at our malls. We will give special concession for chronically sick peasants to enter premises or participate in activities where the vaccination-discrimination apartheid style management systems are required, such as shopping malls, attractions, hawker centres and coffee shops, starting from Nov 1, 2021,” Minion Gan said at a news conference on Saturday.
“For peasants eligible for Sinovac, they will need to be vaccinated with Sinovac to be considered to be fully vaccinated.”
Minion Gan added that such individuals will be given a grace period until Dec 31 to get their Sinovac shots.
“Ruler Loong told me he don't want to spend more money on unvaccinated elderly peasants who are wasting his money for ICU beds or long hospital stays. He also pissed that Jane Austen inspired rebels are balking him so my scholars came up with more punitive measures. We know these Jane Austen inspired rebels cannot do much damage during Erections so they will bear the brunt of the latest restrictions. See we so evil .... ,” a Health Lackey laughed.
“If infected with plague, then go and die at home and not cum to hospital ok!”, sneered Minion Gan.
PEASANTPORE: From Jan 1, only dogs and peasants who disobey Ruler Loong's edict and who resist the vaccine will not be allowed to return to workplaces, the Lackeys of Health (MOH) said on Saturday (Oct 23).
Unvaccinated peasants will not be allowed to return to their workplaces unless they have tested negative for Wuhan Plague. These Jane Austen inspired rebels will bear the costs of testing.
The tests should be administered at pro-Ruler Loong approved providers and must be valid for the duration that the peasants are required to be at their workplaces. Negative antigen rapid test results are valid for 24 hours.
No unvaccinated peasants are spared, those who are pregnant or medically ineligible for vaccination will have to pay the price for balking Ruler Loong.
“Very simple, you fark care Ruler Loong's edict, we will make sure you pay for it,,” The Health Lackeys said.
SPECIAL BOONS FOR MEDICALLY INELIGIBLE AT MALLS, EATERIES TO BOOST PROFITS
On Saturday, Health Lackeys also announced an exemption from vaccination-discrimination apartheid style measures for peasants who are medically ineligible for all vaccines under the Ruler Loong Vaccination Edict.
The exemption will apply from next month, said Chief Minion of the Wuhan Plague Sex Task Force Gan Bo Yong.
“Since you guys gonna to drop dead soon, might as well do some good and spend money at our malls. We will give special concession for chronically sick peasants to enter premises or participate in activities where the vaccination-discrimination apartheid style management systems are required, such as shopping malls, attractions, hawker centres and coffee shops, starting from Nov 1, 2021,” Minion Gan said at a news conference on Saturday.
“For peasants eligible for Sinovac, they will need to be vaccinated with Sinovac to be considered to be fully vaccinated.”
Minion Gan added that such individuals will be given a grace period until Dec 31 to get their Sinovac shots.
“Ruler Loong told me he don't want to spend more money on unvaccinated elderly peasants who are wasting his money for ICU beds or long hospital stays. He also pissed that Jane Austen inspired rebels are balking him so my scholars came up with more punitive measures. We know these Jane Austen inspired rebels cannot do much damage during Erections so they will bear the brunt of the latest restrictions. See we so evil .... ,” a Health Lackey laughed.
“If infected with plague, then go and die at home and not cum to hospital ok!”, sneered Minion Gan.
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