Uncle Goes for Cheap Massage, gets Rude Shock when Masseuse Starts Rubbing His Private Parts

[micromachine]

It didn’t seem like a bad deal – S$50 for a 1-hour body massage.


And so this uncle, who has chosen to remain anonymous so as not to embarrass himself further, gave it a shot.


Problem is – the staff there had other shots on their minds.


Innocent Uncle went to the massage parlour for a back rub and didn’t sense something amiss when the counter staff asked him if he wanted any “extra services”.


He was assigned a female masseuse – the only gender of masseuse the outlet had.


Shortly into the massage, the masseuse started caressing his lower body and private parts.


Innocent Uncle thought this was part off the overall experience, but got a shock when she asked him if he wanted a little tug on his little bro (i.e to help him masturbate lah).


He turned down the offer and asked her to get on with the massage.


The masseuse, thinking that her offer of S$50 for the job was too high, lowered the price to S$30 but still got rejected by Innocent Uncle.


Then, thinking that maybe he wasn’t interested because it wasn’t stimulating enough, she offered him a “yuan yang” – showering naked together, during which she would help him ejaculate.


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[Narong Wongwan]

Uncle born yesterday?

 

[micromachine]

must be, they say he is innocent uncle lol.

 

[garlic]

Please share the location, i wanna take note so that i dont walk into such establishments.

 

[LordElrond]

Pretty much depends on what the masseur look like

 

[laksaboy]

So the female masseuse increases her offer when you reject her initial advances? That's useful information.

 

[laksaboy]

He was assigned a female masseuse – the only gender of masseuse the outlet had.

If you want massage shops with only male ones, they also provide extra special service.

Maybe the uncle doesn't like females rubbing his kukubird?

 

[red amoeba]

This is excellent customer service. Where is this place ? I am sure to inform my home affairs friends to patronise.

 

[ChristJohnny]

must be, they say he is innocent uncle lol.

Yeah lor … KNN blow the cover. Deprive those who really need the services.

 

[bobby]

Maybe the uncle is homo.

 

[Buckethead]

The title should be.....
Uncle Goes for Cheap Massage, gets Rude Shock when His Private Parts got a erection before the massage starts....

 

[ToaPehGong]

If I go to massage centre at old shopping centres like upper serangoon shopping centre and the girls don't touch my KKJ then I'll be shocked

 

[mojito]

Alor. Where got massage no touch kukubird one? Uncle first time is it?

 

[bobby]

This is what we would call fake news.....