Serious Two Dead outside the Istana (16 Dec)

[JohnTan]

The important thing is that Madam President is safe and not unduly alarmed by this incident.

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

Quick! Quick! Time to appease the spirits! Get Dick Lee to conduct a GeTai at the back of Istana!

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my uncle asked why a simple car crash unto the Istana gate can result in 2 deaths. sad :(

 

[sweetiepie]

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my uncle asked why a simple car crash unto the Istana gate can result in 2 deaths. sad :(

my uncle help police make a big assumption - 2 Moslem die hard fans suicide crasher made a wish to have their ash be used as fertiliser for the upcoming gardening initiatives in a secret garden

 

[eatshitndie]

two goons die together.

 

[halsey02]

Nobody ask the question? what were they doing at the back door at Cavengah Rd? delivering nasi lemak? soup kambing? kebas on stick? satay? to hit the back gate & died must be speeding; macik must be hungry. Long time ago...we have our president wearing a wig sneaking out... ha ha ha...for his toddy.

This one, have people sneaking in....the Gurkhas might have shot their wheels...?? say..accident hit the gates.

 

[rambo22]

maybe makcik wanna steal eat

her toyboy trying to cum in from the back gate

then kena detected

cos makcik abang cannot mari kita liao

 

[halsey02]

Must have received invitation for " 50 shades of green", the invitation card say " masuk belakang" ( psst! rear gate, rear...), then the people in the car, " lari, lari"...humtum , "belakang mati".. susa!

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

The important thing is that Madam President is safe and not unduly alarmed by this incident.

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Mdm President is Safe. Gate Replaced and secured.

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

http://www.todayonline.com/singapore/2-dead-1-injured-after-car-crashes-istana-rear-gate

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[halsey02]

The back gate is usually an unobtrusive, quiet place of the government house ( Istana), for such an accident to happen, is damn unfortunate, have passed that gate man times over many years. A strange case of belakang mati!..very bad omen! or the kambing soup with nasi briyani delivery gone wrong....

 

[virus]

Quick! Quick! Time to appease the spirits! Get Dick Lee to conduct a GeTai at the back of Istana!

dont think lee flashing his dick at back of yistana can help....

 

[zhihau]

dont think lee flashing his dick at back of yistana can help....

He'll get a bush in the garden for help!

 

[halsey02]

He'll get a bush in the garden for help!

But the bush is old, it has scraggy leaves, many are missing, many wilted, dry. The 'gardening' by the volunteers are a cover up.

 

[OrLanChowHorFun]

Madam President!!! Is she okay?

the fake Malay president is so unpopular....................true Malays tried to run her down.............

 

[halsey02]

the fake Malay president is so unpopular....................true Malays tried to run her down.............

The true Malay committee says that the Indian is a Malay...how?

 

[steffychun]

Next up dead in front of parliament? LHL's house?

 

[rushifa666]

They didnt finsih the mission. No virgins lol

 

[halsey02]

They didnt finsih the mission. No virgins lol

Nowadays, recycling an in thing, " Reduce, Reuse", they will still get, but "reuse" ones, still virgin, sparingly used.

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

The important thing is that Madam President is safe and not unduly alarmed by this incident.

my uncle asked how come 2 deceased's MPs and Mdm President's ADC didnt didnt attend funeral ? sad.

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]