top 10 indications that you're turning gay

[erection2015]

nein nein...its self taught.

Yucks, seems you mastered art of reverse constipation under watchful eyes of fecal pro.

 

[Don Muthuswamy]

10. spend more time on sbf than hanging out in an hfj in geylang
9. your gf or wife is waiting in bed in a see-through lingerie but you prefer to chat with "bros" on sbf,
8. quickly avoid the "tiko" pages and zoom right in on pics of teng kee fatt and ng boon gay,
7. start calling everyone "bro" in an intimate manner, especially joining in to fuck the pap,
6. troll the forum to look out for the next "most handsomest" member to rant on, hoping to score,
5. regularly create "gold cup" threads to attract male participation,
4. form gangs of "bros" to fuck up other gangs of "bros" in an sbf orgy,
3. secretly petition admin for supermod status in order to gain advantage in picking out yang dao gay partners,
2. love to play both sides in order to get fuck from both directions,

and the lumber one indication that you're turning gay....

1. when shitting a long huge one, you feel shiok and get an orgasm!

Nos. 4 & 7 apply 2 me. Wah lan hoi!!! So am I 20% gay????

 

[ykhuser]

just wasted 1 min of my life reading this thread

 

[halsey02]

How about this one, All your shirts in your cupboard are pink in color & you are wearing your wife lacy panties?!!

 

[looneytan]

just wasted 1 min of my life reading this thread

You read fast, took me four and a half

 

[TeamDrifter]

I am a retard big hole.

 

[hotbot]

oh shit... i satisfy condition #10

must go visit the joint opened by my friend.:o:p

10. spend more time on sbf than hanging out in an hfj in geylang

 

[shctaw]

Google top 10 Gay food.......... and found this list.

1. Banana
2. Carrot
3. Cucumber
4. Ice Lollies (The long ones)
5. Hotdogs
6. Chocolate bars
7. Those Pink Coconut things
8. Meatballs
9. Melons (Women mainly)
10. BANANA again as it is the 'gayest' item of food

 

[hotbot]

oi... banana is my favorite fruit...:o

 

[mamadrama]

oi... banana is my favorite fruit...:o

So eat them and be gay.

 

[KNNBPCB]

I am a retard big hole.

Better to be a retard bighole than a moronic blackhole.

 

[halsey02]

oi... banana is my favorite fruit...:o

I eat bananas regularly & is very gay, especially I go & clear all my waste, I feel extremely gay!!