Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

[po2wq]

KNN SMLJ kindergarten rhyme. Talk Chinese poem better LOL

两只老虎 ... 两只老虎 ... 跑得快 ... 跑得快 ...
一只没有眼睛 ... 一只没有尾巴 ... 真奇怪 ... 真奇怪 ... :o

 

[Windsor]

Wow, feeling unappreciated. I am a failure. May join Ram at Bedok Reservoir.:(

 

[Fook Seng]

Woody Woody burning bright
Swung the driver, ball sliced right
Test the OB marker the rough was tight
The next shot found the bunker at Greenside

 

[HedgeTrader]

两只老虎 ... 两只老虎 ... 跑得快 ... 跑得快 ...
一只没有眼睛 ... 一只没有尾巴 ... 真奇怪 ... 真奇怪 ... :o

LOL then this one delicate to Vamjok

客人来，看爸爸，爸爸不在家。我请客人先坐下，再喝一杯茶

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

Tiger Tiger always tight
Telling me things which are right
Now you had me see the light
Is it time to fight or flight?

Hey! This is fun! :p

 

[scroobal]

Great stuff guys and what a bite
In the arse and for whose delight

 

[Windsor]

Woody Goh, our big time loser
With a peanut wife, had to chide her
In anger and with all her fury
Said, "Get lost, I don't need your duty."
Now since they sleep in separate rooms
All he has is the golf course and the dunes

 

[po2wq]

Read in the ST, sorry it was an honest mistake.
The first 2 lines were a tribute from Wooden to Woods.

initially tot u were referring 2 tiger air ...

nearly replied along dat line ...

 

[HedgeTrader]

There's a legendary Hokkien saying I dont know how true. Tiger fuck once only. Lao hor sio kan jit pai gei. Because female tiger cheebye is thorny and painful for male tiger. So after fuck one time, dare not fuck anymore LOL

 

[Fook Seng]

Tiger, tiger, none too bright
Left his cell phone in plain sight
When Elin saw his contact list
She grabbed his driverhttp://www.poemhunter.com/poem/eye-of-the-tiger-4/# in her fist.

Straight he jumped
Into the car in flight
Hit on the gas
He reversed curbside
Down came the driver
Through the windscreen it flew
Struck poor Tiger on forehead
Luckily missing his tool.

 

[Windsor]

Dedicated to our brother Ramseth.

Ram Ram burning bright
Has SBF members at his side
Listening to wonderful stories of might and yeo
Of battles he fought and won, he was a hero
Ponytail swinging, his skills were second to none
But after all has been said and done
Our dashing warrior handsome and cool
Was found to be nothing but plenty of bull
Amidst the cries of disbelief and anger
Ram took to his heels and left thereafter
No words can I say about this matter
Many are those who think he went into the water

 

[po2wq]

... Hey! This is fun! :p

urs shud b ...

tiger, tiger burning brite ...
watching u is sheer delite ...
ur piercing claws n vampire bites ...
b my torrid luver 4 ze nite ...
(help me make it thru ze nite ... :o)

 

[jw5]

Dedicated to our brother Ramseth.

Ramseth Ramseth burning bright
The handsome one, but in dim light.
Praising and mocking with all his might
Giving points like candy, to all's delight.
Sometimes he would vanish out of sight
Leaving his clones to carry on the fight.
Never one to be contrite
When he got caught, not a pretty sight.
When he's gone, the forum lacks a bite
Dear cunning one, please don't take flight.
Even if u decide to jump from a height
Please don't give your neighbours a big fright.

 

[tanwahtiu]

While GST doesn't have to hit 10,000 tiger balls he has had bulldozed a whole estate and dispersed more than 10,000 Hillvew Ave Est voters after wining back the election from Oppo Ling How Dong.

OK! Good insights from ESM Goh on how to perfect a golf swing.

I doubt Tiger can ever regain his form. It's all psychology.



SINGAPORE: Singapore's Emeritus Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong, himself a golf enthusiast, was at Tiger Woods' golf clinic at the Laguna Golf Course on Thursday morning.

Tiger Woods was in Singapore ahead of next week's Australian Open in Sydney.

In an entry on the MParader Facebook Page, Mr Goh said watching Tiger Woods was sheer delight and added that the golf maestro made golf look so easy.

While Tiger Woods had to hit 10,000 balls to perfect a swing, Mr Goh said it will take him more than his lifetime to hit that many golf balls.

While practice makes perfect, Mr Goh acknowledged that he was an imperfect golfer.

-CNA/ac

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1163301/1/.html

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Despite advantage in height
The wooden one, was once his slight
Even in your mutual blight
You would forgive the unkind spite.

height slight blight spite.

I know there's a term used to call these type of rhyming verses i think it's called a limmerick.

 

[singveld]

no no no it should go like this

"Tiger Tiger burning bright
Watching you is sheer delight"

You too were a shining light
Now you're simply out of sight.

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

 

[HedgeTrader]

Re: no no no it should go like this

Tiger and lion have a fight
Wolf and fox have a fright
Tiger or lion win also alright
Wolf and fox run out of sight

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

urs shud b ...

tiger, tiger burning brite ...
watching u is sheer delite ...
ur piercing claws n vampire bites ...
b my torrid luver 4 ze nite ...
(help me make it thru ze nite ... :o)

She doesn't really claw and bite per se, unless you meant it metaphorically.

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

While GST doesn't have to hit 10,000 tiger balls he has had bulldozed a whole estate and dispersed more than 10,000 Hillvew Ave Est voters after wining back the election from Oppo Ling How Dong.

Bro you sure have an axe to grind there. You're a former Hillviewer?

 

[Fook Seng]

She doesn't really claw and bite per se, unless you meant it metaphorically.

Anyone that we know?