Letter of Termination
Mr. Clinton666 dog,
Please take note that the PAP Internet Brigade will be closing down on 8th May 2011. We trust that you have acquired excellent porlumpar skills while working for us and will take this kungfu to your next employer.
With regrets we need to cease our operations as WP/SPP/NSP/RP/SDP (delete as appropriate) has taken over our constituency. In line with the OSA, we (try but cannot 100% guarantee) will keep your dog identity secret.
This decision is final. You will be paid what is equivalent to a dog’s 2 weeks worth of dog food as your severance package.
We wish you the best in your future. May I also secretly pray that you will not be reincarnated as a PAP dog in your next life (very siah sway you know).
Sincerely,
Head, PAP Internet Brigade Department