There is this Singaporean related to a famous HK actor.
He has no problem with the wife or mistress but the 3rd.
She was always a trouble in the big house they stay together not long after he presented the gift to no. 1 & 2.
One day, while the 3 of them were quarreling, he shouted: "If 3 of you are not happy and so quarrelsome, I'll bring another gift home!"
All were quiet but not sure they are still around...I am serious.