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Does Lawless Wong have grey hair?

Yes, he does but he dyes it jet-black each time when there are patches of grey hair showing up.

In this, he breaks tradition with Lee Con You, Wooden Goh and his immediate predecessor Pinky. Even Empress Ho accepts gray hair as part of aging.

Why does Lawless Wong dye his hair?

For the answer, look at the presidents of Ah Tiong land. They have a tradition of dyeing their hair black.

Vocab (in order of appearance)

Lawless Wong = 4th prime ministar

Lee Con You = 1st prime ministar and founder of Royal Familee

Wooden Goh = 2nd prime ministar

Pinky = 3rd prime ministar

Empress Ho = Pinky's wife and the real ruler of Sinkapore

Ah Tiong land = China, land of the Ah Tiongs
 
Lawless Wong has a budget of about $2000 monthly for his "hair business", which includes dyeing his hair at least three times a month and hair styling.

The de facto ruler of Sinkieland, Empress Ho, has reluctanly agreed to the budget.

However, if you look zoom into the video where Lawless Wong delivered his budget speech yesterday afternoon, you will notice that his facial skin has sagged a fair bit. Many of his wrinkles pull in different directions. In addition, on both sides of his cheeks, there are discolorations and pigmentations that look horrible. At first I thought it was the lighting that was the culprit. After consulting with my friends, those facial defects are real.

If you are reading this post and are his porlumpar, you may want to tell him to go for face lifts and skin whitening jobs. We aren't so sure if Empress Ho will agree to spend more money on them.
 
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