Lee Kwan U (1032 A.D. - ???), formerly the Prime Minister of planet Mars and currently the Uber Prime Minister (also known as MM Lee (Mickey Mouse Lee)) of the aforementioned country is an interdimensional cyborg and Immortal of unknown origin. In his original form, he was the ruler of an island empire before he jumped timelines into Normal Continuity. Lee is best known for his belief in the inferiority of all organic life, a trait which he carries with him in his implementations of his own brand of political and economic philosophy, which has been since termed to be Mecha-Maltusian Economics.
Early Life
Historical evidence suggests that Lee Kwan U, a.k.a. 'the Godfather', was an Immortal who first entered the world in human form somewhere in China, Sichuan which he survived the earthquake. It is also where he served as Captain of the Guard under several dynasties. Fragmented evidence suggests that Lee Kwan Yew was defeated in battle in 1413 by another Chinese Immortal named Flying Mantis, and that Lee was mortally wounded. However, as he crawled away from the aftermath of the battle, he was rescued by a scientist who was experimenting with nanotechnology and the cyborg form, claiming to be able to save Lee Kwan Yew's life (Immortals can only be wounded or killed by other Immortals). Lee Kwan Yew was refashioned as Robo-Lee, and he killed the hapless scientist as punishment for touching his sacred form.
Emperor of the Republic of FLee Kingdom and Planet Mars
After his shameful defeat, Lee sought to erase the past by proving his worth as an Immortal once more. Unwilling to pursue small goals as second fiddle any longer, Lee began a process of self-replication and created an army of lesser Robo-Lees. Having ammassed several hundred robot soldiers in such a fashion, Robo-Lee invaded an island colony known at the time as Temasek off the coast of Malaysia, eliminating all opposition and declaring himself emperor. He proceeded to rule the country with an iron fist from 1488 to 1942. In that year, Robo-Lee felt a disturbance in an alternate timeline, and he transported himself interdimensionally to Normal Continuity, where an island called Singapore was under attack by Japanese Gundam robots, which he defeated with ease.
Lee proceeded to relinquish weak British control of the island, declaring the first land to be his own, which he desired to fashion like the last. Sensing so much more power in Normal Continuity than the one from which he originated, Robo-Lee chose to remain as prime minister of Singapore, eliminating undesirable elements from society and forcing his rule of law over the weak-willed people. By then, Robo-Lee reformed the people into SingaShits.
Parliament members loyal to Robo-Lee and the PAP.
Parliament members loyal to Robo-Lee and the PAP.
He then began to process of self-replication, like he had before, this time connecting his cybernetic mind with the minds of all SingaShits, granting him total control of the country. In 1951, he founded the Pee and Poo, comprised completely of rusty robots who were sympathetically bound to his own mind.
To be continue.
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