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The Silent Man at the Istana

laksaboy

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Ah Tony can be the spokesman or ambassador for KFC Singapore.

Maybe the Istana and KFC can work together and do their part for charity.

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Borat

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This is what happens when you pay a man 50% of what his precedessor was getting.

Wrong, he was paid to keep quiet. He only speak when his master tells him to. That's what he was paid to do.

More silent than prataman.

The silence of the lamb? TT's silence is very deafening, so let us make a few guesses why he is quiet.

1. He is writing his memoirs

2. He is taking a rest after the trauma of vying for the Presidency and winning

3. He is looking for young kids or old people to help

4. He is very busy looking after the country's Reserves, so no time to give speeches or attend to foreign dignitaries

5. He kena cancer or something bad

6. ???
 

myfoot123

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Wrong, he was paid to keep quiet. He only speak when his master tells him to. That's what he was paid to do.

That was what 35% voters wanted, an expensive dummy. He will only be rolled out once a year, on national day, to be "prayed" by thousand of soldiers and than make his round via gun carriage to show his godly image. Than the real show began, showing the "father" crying sin and subsequent birth of the "Goh" and his "son" all on big screen. Everyone went into trance, shaking their torch.

Just too painful to watch
. I wonder when the 60% voters are going to come back to their senses.:oIo:
 
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laksaboy

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Every NDP is a retelling of the gospel of modern Singapore according to Saint LKY.

It's like church; only annual, grander and much more spectacular.

It is also an opportunity for a SAF officer (parade commander) to book his promotion. Of course, if he screws up, he can kiss the promotion goodbye.

The NDP teaches you to conform and obey.

Your tax dollars, hard at work on every Aug 9.
 

halsey02

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The silence of the lamb? TT's silence is very deafening, so let us make a few guesses why he is quiet.

1. He is writing his memoirs

2. He is taking a rest after the trauma of vying for the Presidency and winning

3. He is looking for young kids or old people to help

4. He is very busy looking after the country's Reserves, so no time to give speeches or attend to foreign dignitaries

5. He kena cancer or something bad

6. ???

He is helping much more senior citizens to cross the road near the Istana, since he is now Chief Scout, very busy, don't disturb!, and take 1 hour to apply Brylcreem on hair too.:wink:
 

jw5

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Please don't disturb him.
He could be putting the final touches on the earth shattering research results.
 

laksaboy

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A president who steals eggs.

[video=youtube;0KpnOFsuw0Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpnOFsuw0Y[/video]
 

kingrant

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Aiyo! This is Scout's Job Week mah!

Since he is the Chief Scout, Ah Pek at the Istana has given him a job to do - polishing the Istana's silver! That's why he so quiet. Busy lah!
 
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