[TGIW Joke] 3 men and their wives

[TerrexLee]

AMDK, Ah tiong and a sinkie were sitting at a bar bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

AMDK had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Ah Tiong had married a woman from China. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, he dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The Sinkie man had married a local Sinkie girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless GCP!

 

[syed putra]

Guess the race of sinkie wife!

 

[AhMeng]

Most Sinkie Women are spoilt. It's a Fact.

 

[jw5]

In my opinion, making them serve NS would help a lot. It would not solve the problem completely, but it would help.

Most Sinkie Women are spoilt. It's a Fact.

 

[TerrexLee]

Most Sinkie Women are spoilt. It's a Fact.

you don't say.

 

[Insider Player]

How is this a joke?
It’s a fact of life

 

[halsey02]

Most Sinkie Women are spoilt. It's a Fact.

I second that...some, or many you have to apply in triplicate, get it endorsed at the courts, fix an appointed time & day for sex.

 

[wuqi256]

In my opinion, making them serve NS would help a lot. It would not solve the problem completely, but it would help.

They will counter that they do NS by having babies but such as it involves love and emotion.
A lot of them either don't get married or don't have children.

 

[halsey02]

They will counter that they do NS by having babies but such as it involves love and emotion.
A lot of them either don't get married or don't have children.

It is the money, what love & emotion?...how can you have love when the government here, fuck you everyday?, emotion, when you get, when you can't meet the payment, monthly payments, starting with that car, you own.

 

[eatshitndie]

They will counter that they do NS by having babies but such as it involves love and emotion.
A lot of them either don't get married or don't have children.

it’s advantageous to have a pussy in sg. sinkie men worship the pussy, especially when it’s tight, fresh, and most important of all, undisturbed and unpenetrated (with hymen intact). this may be why sam may change his gender and call himself samantha.

 

[jw5]

I don't see how having babies is a form of NS. NS in Singapore is compulsory, having babies is a choice. And as you said, a lot of them choose not to. But of course, spoilt women would use arguments like that.

They will counter that they do NS by having babies but such as it involves love and emotion.
A lot of them either don't get married or don't have children.

 

[wuqi256]

I don't see how having babies is a form of NS. NS in Singapore is compulsory, having babies is a choice. And as you said, a lot of them choose not to. But of course, spoilt women would use arguments like that.

Once a relative of mine was arguing with her parents, out came her sacrifices, what she did go through while in the army, hardships she went through as a security guard. Basically word for word, my story but related by her. Women here are extremely self entitled and lucky i might add. No one else have their cake and eat it too. People often like to compare us to Israel in terms of our defence but they forget that women there have NS and are deployed in combat and non-combat vocations in the military and they also recognise those who has served. Thats real NS and solves the staffing problem immediately.

 

[ckmpd]

AMDK, Ah tiong and a sinkie were sitting at a bar bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

AMDK had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Ah Tiong had married a woman from China. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, he dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The Sinkie man had married a local Sinkie girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless GCP!

This is just a story written by someone envious of guys who managed to get a SG girl. There is no truth in it. The truth is SG gals are chio, well groomed and bestest. Look at the many foreigners who salivate at SG girls

 

[ckmpd]

This is just a story written by someone envious of guys who managed to get a SG girl. There is no truth in it. The truth is SG gals are chio, well groomed and bestest. Look at the many foreigners who salivate at SG girls

A typical SG girl