Tan Jee Say steps forward as presidential candidate

[GoldenDragon]

U din read the fine print meh? It says all potential candidates must have surname TAN

If surname not Tan, must do the needful to change to a Tan. Maybe Tan Chok Tong and Tan Kuan Yew will also run.

 

[KuanTi01]

So far we have 4 Tans (TT,TCB,TKL,TJS); 5 if one includes Nathan and 1 Kuan but don't rule out others like the diehard Ooi. Only after the dust has settled by issuing COEs, nobody knows who is contesting against TT (whose COE is a mere formality).

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

If they do not disqualify Tan Jee Say, I CHOP MY OWN LANJIAO OFF

 

[annexa]

Reason to disqualify TJS : In the view that there there is too many Tan contesting in the erections, and the people desire to have diversity, we henceforth disqualify teh last Tan from contesting.

 

[Zombie]

Eligibility
2. The specific position I held that satisfies the condition in the above-mentioned clause, is that of chief executive officer with the title of regional managing director of John Govett (Asia) Private Limited and its successor company AIB Govett (Asia) Private Limited (hereafter to be called “the Company”). I held the position from 1 February 1997 to 6 March 2001, a period of 4 years 1 month. The Company was a Singapore company incorporated under the Companies Act. It was as asset management company and operated under an Investment Adviser’s licence granted by the Monetary Authority of Singapore (MAS).

I said this before and I am saying it again:
if tkl qualifies, there shall be few thousand lorry-loads of finance guys who can qualify..

But I rather think that the clause is an "exception" clause and not "special" clause.

 

[Char_Azn]

Qualification criteria for SG President
Surname must be Tan
Must be former PAP member
Can we have one that has absolutely no relations whatsoever with the ruling party

 

[jw5]

NaThAN ( aka hei TAN), now another 'TAN', you vote the rest of the "tans', especially the TANcho man, we are really 'wang ba TAN'..:p

Hehehe bro, now u don't need to draw a picture.

 

[Simbian]

Just curious, will he meet the qualifications needed?

 

[halsey02]

Hehehe bro, now u don't need to draw a picture.

Aiyah!, soon , 'neow TAN'...really gila burong!..."oink, oink"! "angin burong, SINgaoura" version...ha ha ha ha

 

[SDPhopelessParty]

SDP, the wayang party at works!

 

[neddy]

well this tan will get my vote for sure.

tan ku ku

You silly monkey, what are you voting for ... wait till mrs sifu shit on you again.

The only way to stop minister corruption is to offer the minister the corruption money as a salary.

 

[SIFU]

tan ku ku

You silly monkey, what are you voting for ... wait till mrs sifu shit on you again.

The only way to stop minister corruption is to offer the minister the corruption money as a salary.

dun worry about mrs sifu.. she is fully under my control. unlike u, always kena conned by prc meimei. u no brains is it?

btw, pay ex-wife $$ ok. dun so chow lah :oIo::oIo:

 

[SIFU]

((Originally Posted by neddy
No way, after meeting my ideal partner. She is not a typical Jap lady.
She can be rebellious in a sexy way.

Anyway, China already short of women, why add to their misery.

Sometime ago, I did meet a "single" Beijing new on a tour, she worked as massager near Bugis . I was travelling alone after my divorce. We sort of keep each other company along the trip. (spare you the boredom of the details)
Boy, she got really juicy stories of dumb Sinkees to tell.

About a year ago, my angmo co-worker asked me to translate some chinese notes and found out that his Chinese mei mei is part time serving other men. He was train-wreaked!
Been there a few times. For historial, sceneric & culture.
Conned by the locals as well, from fake Olympic souvenirs to silk duvet covers.
Conned into tea brick investment.
Spent over $10,000 seeing Beijing TongRenTang doctors.
Special VIP treatment, thanks to Chan Bros Travel boss.
Hotspring resort with China concubines are the best.
Last edited by neddy; 11-04-2011 at 01:24 PM. ))


cb neddy, see your own post :

Conned by the locals as well, from fake Olympic souvenirs to silk duvet covers. (dumb)
Conned into tea brick investment. (dumber)
Spent over $10,000 seeing Beijing TongRenTang doctors. (wow. out of the dumb scale)
I was travelling alone after my divorce pathetic.
http://www.singsupplies.com/showthre...orean-identity
post#14

 

[neddy]

dun worry about mrs sifu.. she is fully under my control. unlike u, always kena conned by prc meimei. u no brains is it?

btw, pay ex-wife $$ ok. dun so chow lah :oIo::oIo:

dun get angry lah.
i know you are a control freak. i kena conned by prc mei mei? 開玩笑 !
you oredi conned by me

find your brain back, sew back your arsehole and give your tribe some respect - okay.

 

[SIFU]

dun get angry lah.
i know you are a control freak. i kena conned by prc mei mei? 開玩笑 !
you oredi conned by me

find your brain back, sew back your arsehole and give your tribe some respect - okay.

yeah sure cb neddy,

dun feel paiseh for admiting to be stupid. wow lan only someone stupidier than stupid will go buy tcm in prc. and u r that some1.

 

[neddy]

yeah sure cb neddy,

dun feel paiseh for admiting to be stupid. wow lan only someone stupidier than stupid will go buy tcm in prc. and u r that some1.

cb neddy, see your own post :

Conned by the locals as well, from fake Olympic souvenirs to silk duvet covers. (dumb)

Conned into tea brick investment. (dumber)

Spent over $10,000 seeing Beijing TongRenTang doctors. (wow. out of the dumb scale)

I was travelling alone after my divorce pathetic.
http://www.singsupplies.com/showthre...orean-identity
post#14

How memorable ...

___________I still remember this biggest con... conned by PAP into believing that Million$ ministers deserve their salaries.

Time to stare at ceiling fan and see a monkey :*: spinning around.

 

[SIFU]

cb neddy, see your own post :

Conned by the locals as well, from fake Olympic souvenirs to silk duvet covers. (dumb)

Conned into tea brick investment. (dumber)

Spent over $10,000 seeing Beijing TongRenTang doctors. (wow. out of the dumb scale)

I was travelling alone after my divorce pathetic.
http://www.singsupplies.com/showthre...orean-identity
post#14

How memorable ...

___________I still remember this biggest con... conned by PAP into believing that Million$ ministers deserve their salaries.

Time to stare at ceiling fan and see a monkey :*: spinning around.

cb neddy,

u so ashame of your divorce until u edited it out your post. too bad i already quoted it.

 

[neddy]

cb neddy,

u so ashame of your divorce until u edited it out your post. too bad i already quoted it.

Thankyou for your effort & trouble of digging up my past. It really reflect on your pathetic life.
1. You see no future. I have already seen past my divorce. No need to mention again.
2. You tulan me because of my success, while you are stuck in la-la-land.

What else can you do besides wasting your life here? This forum is perhaps your refuge from a terrible life.

Thanks for helping me test my new laptop.

 

[spotter542]

If my clans man win this PE , will he go screw Woody since Woody said he was incompetent during GE ?
Woody must be shitting in his pants now :p
First , gotta deal with Kate Spade now my clans man

 

[SIFU]

Thankyou for your effort & trouble of digging up my past. It really reflect on your pathetic life.
1. You see no future. I have already seen past my divorce. No need to mention again.
2. You tulan me because of my success, while you are stuck in la-la-land.

What else can you do besides wasting your life here? This forum is perhaps your refuge from a terrible life.

Thanks for helping me test my new laptop.

pls lah cb neddy. i tulan u for what. u r known to bullshit and dua kang in everything u say. ur so called success is also cannot make it in my eyes.

btw i m not like u. i can do well in spore. u need to scram off spore and live as a 2nd class shitizen in aussie land. good that your ex-wife left a useless fuck like u she damn heng.

buy new laptop so happy?? chey. poorfuck. anyway thanks for allowing me to reply you while relaxing to see the sunrise on my newly bought yacht.