seriously folks and no offence to christians, gahmen have to take a good hard look in such churches.
gahmen fears seditions and all those shadowy mind-washing when here we are having all these megachurches not only brainwashing but also pocket-washing every minions high and dry.
suppose spaceman khong initiates an holey invasion, what would happen and how? this - religion thingy is slowly and sinisterly going out of hand and out of control.
gahmen should seriously look into it and nip khong's bud before it's full bloomed and full blown. by then too late.
if u ever attend any of this church sunday activities, i tell u, u r entering into a new planet. they think themselves holy but i think they are too HOLEY :p
these minions are so grossly "in". they do not speak normal. they speak PARANORMAL and they proudly brag it as "speaking in tongue". shit!! if the guy next to u cannot understand, that goondu thinks god can, huh? siao liao, lah!!
then come the moni moni cum collection of tithes. b4 the bags are passed around, spaceman would say something like " whatever u give to god (to him lah, who else?), god shall return you in many folds....." ya, right!
finally, this orgasmic part sure hit those goondus who shall be upgrade to holey zombies...
spaceman would raise his hand and say (typical, i can even recite it backwards ):
the lord tells me that someone in the audience is suffering....(from stomach pain, to vagina pains, to head pain and every pain except pocket pains which means u give more if he hits any of your pains). i would like to invite u up stage...the lord wanna HEAL you. please come forward. don't be shy. coming his holy spirit wants to heal you tonite...cum, cum....cum....
then he would beckon to the minions (his back up staff), please help and lead those who want god's healing up the stage.....shabalabalabalabala....(spaceman speaks in spaceman's tongue)
there i m looking amused. piang!! like that also can???
and guess what?
hardly a soul go up the stage.
it's an embarrassing situation. then spaceman speaketh again: never mind....if u r shy to come up now, maybe we can meet later. just go to the counter and the ushers shall guide you.
then a final prayer and all scamper for the doors. usually during the praying, i siam first just in case kena jammed
