Tales of the Istana thread

[scroobal]

was looking thru' the thread bro LittleRedDot started in the old forum, as well as bro DOM's blog, managed to get these fine pieces in sequence, after deleting those bro JWNY has posted earlier, i only manage to get up till the last count of 20, including your latest piece would be 21... i think it was one of the earliest piece that is missing. too bad i'm only a basic member in the Delphi, and only registered in 06, can't go back in time to retrieve that precious gem.

Bro, found the missing pieces, courtesy of Bro DomtheClown. Where is he anyway. Missed the bloke.

 

[NgEjay]

This is a great thread.

Thanks to Scroobal for writing, and thanks to all who helped put the pieces together.

 

[zhihau]

... Bro, found the missing pieces...

bro, the pieces 19, 20 and 21 you've put up has been captured in post 1, 2 and 27 of this thread. i think the missing piece of one of the earlier pieces, probably one of the first 4 episodes...

bro DOM should be hanging around i hope, haven't seen him posting much thou'

 

[scroobal]

bro, the pieces 19, 20 and 21 you've put up has been captured in post 1, 2 and 27 of this thread. i think the missing piece of one of the earlier pieces, probably one of the first 4 episodes...

bro DOM should be hanging around i hope, haven't seen him posting much thou'

Ok, fixed. I realised there is Part and Episode as well. Thanks Bro. May the Force be with you.

 

[JWNY]

bros Scroobal and zhihau are legends

JWNY

 

[BlueCat]

hey champ,how are you,still go to TD ???

bro zhihau and bro scroobal,very nice tales.

 

[zhihau]

... bros Scroobal and zhihau are legends ...

bro JWNY,

i could not and would not share this glory, bro scroobal penned these articles, bro DOM and i merely kept a tab :p

 

[scroobal]

bro JWNY,

i could not and would not share this glory, bro scroobal penned these articles, bro DOM and i merely kept a tab :p

Thats a lie bro, Dom and you forced me with endless reminders and "threats" Hehehe.

 

[Ramseth]

Ring ring...

HJT: 哈啰，找谁？

SRN: It's me, can speak English or not?

HJT: Oh it's you, what's up?

SRN: How many gold medals have China won liao?

HJT: Lost count, about 20+ going on 30 I think.

SRN: Can spare one gold for my gals in the table tennis team?

HJT: Huh? Xiao! How can kelong like that? China must win top of medal tally this time. Every gold medal counts.

SRN: China sure can make it lah. One gold medal no difference.

HJT: Nah, my gals won't agree anyway.

SRN: Can lah, give me their handphone numbers. I make them an offer they can't refuse.

HJT: What's in it for me? What's the commission rate like?

SRN: Don't worry. You take 1/3 cut.

HJT: Why you KNN kiamkana keleng become so generous now?

SRN: The gal you sent to me, LJW, we get badminton boy RS to be boyfriend for her, but she complained RS not generous and jilted him. RS so down that he got knocked out first round.

HJT: Bleah. That RS knocked out our LD in Athens last time. KNN serves him right. Anyway, cut your keleng bullshit. Out with it. Why you so generous now?

SRN: OK OK. That THL gave President Yusoff a silver medal some half century ago. I want to break record become gold medal Presdient. My reputation not very good with all the walkovers. Must improve image.

HJT: OK. See how first. Call you back.

 

[JWNY]

hey champ,how are you,still go to TD ???

bro zhihau and bro scroobal,very nice tales.

fully retired bro

Good one Ramseth

JWNY

 

[chew]

Thanks to all the writers and posters. This is very entertaining.

 

[Ramseth]

Ring ring...

Secretary: Hello?

SRN: Can I speak to HJT?

(Secretary pisst to HJT "sounds like that Singapore keleng again," and HJT pisst back "say I not in.")

Secretary: Sorry, he's not in.

(Click...)

 

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

SRN: Aiyah, wanted to show off my newly acquired shaolin gongfu skills which I just acquired at the Shaolin Temple. Better than Jet Li balls

Ring ring...

Secretary: Hello?

SRN: Can I speak to HJT?

(Secretary pisst to HJT "sounds like that Singapore keleng again," and HJT pisst back "say I not in.")

Secretary: Sorry, he's not in.

(Click...)

 

[golden tongue]

fully retired bro

Good one Ramseth

JWNY

Dear JWNY

So sad to hear that you have retired liao.

Really enjoyed reading your story.

Gonna miss it.

 

[LongWu]

You are faster than a bullet. I just finished it.

Scroobal you really are a pig. Why don't you archive your own compilation? Didn't Confucius teach us to be proud of our own works?

 

[scroobal]

Scroobal you really are a pig. Why don't you archive your own compilation? Didn't Confucius teach us to be proud of our own works?

You got me there bro. Really sloppy of me.

 

[DOM the Clown]

I'm still around! I'm just busy playing Tribal War. I'm a Duke there man! .....and Lee Kwan Yew can kiss my.......you know what!

 

[zhihau]

You got me there bro.

bro, no reaction from the old man after JBJ's grand send off? or still in distraught?

 

[zhihau]

bro scrobal,

if those eateries at East Coast fades out in the near future, old man and pres have 1 place less for their food hunt incognito~!

 

[Glen2712]

Bro JWNY, Bro zhihau and Bro Scroobal,


These are wonderful written masterpiece at its best... maybe Eric Khoo or Jack Neo should take a look at this and make a movie spoof out of it.


You guys ROCK!