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Strategy in a stew

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Strategy in a stew
By Hedy Khoo

June 14, 2010

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WORLD Cup or your woman? The kick-off to this soccer season can get you kicked in the behind if you are not careful.

What to do if your partner is not quite enamoured with the sport? It's all about strategy.

Think diversion. Think distraction.

Encourage your woman to engage in a sporting event which calls for lots of power walking - shopping.

Sacrifice is needed though. A free kick is not really free. Somebody has to pay the penalty.

Sponsor your woman's shopping sprees.

She has a ball of a time working up a sweat while you score free time to watch all the balls you want being kicked around.

Promise her a dinner of beef stew when she gets home.

Stuff the meat in the slow cooker and catch a nice afternoon nap before the matches start.

A woman who has had her fill of stew and shopping is more easily coaxed into bed.

There, gently break the news that she is no longer the sole focus of your nocturnal pursuits.

Instead, it will be the World Cup channel that is keeping you up nights.

Just remember to keep the volume down. Wake the wife up and she may decide to show you her shopping spoils at half-time.

HUNGARIAN BEEF GOULASH

INGREDIENTS


200g cubed beef

1 onion, sliced

2 cloves garlic

3 peeled potatoes

5 baby carrots

Dash of black pepper

Salt to taste

1/2 tsp paprika

1/2 tsp caraway seeds

1 tbsp fresh majoram,chopped

2 tbsp tomato paste

1/2 tsp sugar

50g bacon, diced

600ml beef or chicken broth

2 tbsp cooking oil
METHOD

1. Heat oil in skillet. Brown beef cubes then set

aside.

2. Fry bacon. Once sizzling, add onion and garlic.

3. Add the beef cubes, then season with salt, black pepper, paprika and caraway seeds.

4. Transfer mixture to a pot.

5. Add the stock and tomato paste. Heat on high until mixture reaches a boil then put on low heat.

6. Allow mixture to simmer for about two hours.

7. About 15 minutes before the end of cooking time, add in carrots, potatoes and majoram.

8. Add the sugar once the vegetables are soft.

9. Season with more salt and pepper if necessary.
 
what an unhealthy dish

only Sinkies will eat and enjoy such shit like this and things like char kway teow, chicken rice etc
 
what an unhealthy dish

only Sinkies will eat and enjoy such shit like this and things like char kway teow, chicken rice etc
 
"A woman who has had her fill of stew and shopping is more easily coaxed into bed".

You know what yto do bro. :)
 
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