I didn't know this guy would be so... I can't believe it. He looks like a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. Evil just won't die would it?
I could really sponsor him for an extreme makeover. He can't lie to God or to me that he doesn't need it. I'm so generous and good, so that's very very likely going to happen. I would like to set up a Paypal account asking everyone to chip in too out of the immeasurable love of humanity so that he could see a more reliable plastic surgeon and finally maybe, get to crawl out of the dark tunnel of lovelessness.
Then afterwards, I would have to help set up a second one for his English lessons. He couldn't say a proper sentence to save himself.