Stand up comic Lim: Balls to you....

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Lim Swee Say on chasing after BALLS

March 20, 2010 by admin
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Parliamentary speeches, 10 March 2010

Mr Speaker, Sir, when I was young, I used to chase after fast ball: basketball, tennis ball, squash ball. But not anymore. Now, that I am not so young, I walk on the golf course with a ball that is not only slow but stationary most of the time.

Sir, when I switched to a slow ball, it is not that there was something wrong with the fast ball. But because, at different stages of our life, we just have to adapt to our physical condition and play with the right ball. Sir, the same applies to the economy.

The economy goes through different stages of growth as well and at each stage of the growth, you must make sure that the economy grow with the right strategy. From time to time, we need to shift our strategies in response to changes in the external environment and internal conditions.

For example, the Singapore economy. Over the years, we have shifted many times – from labour intensive to computerisation, automation and mechanisation (CAM), to capital intensive, to technology intensive and now knowledge, skill and innovation intensive. Each time, as we make the shift, instead of asking what is wrong with the past, we should focus on what is right for the future.

Source: Hansard

 

[QXD]

Comical Ah Lim forgot to mention how he used to run around like a dog carrying balls.

Now that he is older, no energy to run, so must kneel down and lick balls.

 

[cooleo]

CHASING BALLS?

Sounds like someone who is gay but doesn't know it yet

 

[makapaaa]

For example, the Singapore economy. Over the years, we have shifted many times – from labour intensive to computerisation, automation and mechanisation (CAM), to capital intensive, to technology intensive and now knowledge, skill and innovation intensive. Each time, as we make the shift, instead of asking what is wrong with the past, we should focus on what is right for the future.

=> Isn't the reality as follows:

from labour intensive to computerisation, automation and mechanisation (CAM), to capital intensive, to technology intensive and NOW back to much more labour intensive ...just like from 3rd to 1st back to 3rd world, while the FAPee ministerial pay is on a one-way trip to the sun?

WHAT A SHAMLESS THIS BALL CARRIER IS!

 

[UseYourBrain]

How come he is always in the news this few months? Of lately, Our parliament has become a story telling competition stage. Every tom dick and harry was trying to tell his childhood stories.... they probably trying to gain sympathy from LHL to give them a chance again this coming election....

The world is laughing at us man.... for what we have chosen to lead us

 

[Sakon Shima]

Question : What does Lim Swee Say and Xia Xue have in common?

Answer : One is a stand up comedian while the other is an attention seeking whore but both are SIA SUAY.

 

[wonerman]

Balls to him, na bei chee bye, sia suay kia!

 

[batman1]

WHT is This comical story-teller LIM SIA SUAY so happy to see his CPF statement at the end of each month ??? Do greedy and coward sinkees listen to his stories ???

 

[cooleo]

http://www.temasekreview.com/2010/03/20/lim-swee-say-on-chasing-after-balls/
Mr Speaker, Sir, when I was young, I used to chase after fast ball: d

 

[KuanTi01]

My first thoughts on his "chasing balls" analogy is that it is not only corny, it is also inappropriate. From chasing fast balls as in basketballs,tennis balls & squash balls, now that he has made it (as in being rich), he chases after the slower golf balls. People are still jumping into the path of mrt trains & losing their marbles, so don't talkcock about golf and growing old.

By the way, I suppose he also chases after half-ball!

 

[halsey02]

How come he is always in the news this few months? Of lately, Our parliament has become a story telling competition stage. Every tom dick and harry was trying to tell his childhood stories.... they probably trying to gain sympathy from LHL to give them a chance again this coming election....

The world is laughing at us man.... for what we have chosen to lead us

It started off with Mabrokey telling us how poor thing he was staying in Kim Keat Avenue off Balestier Rd....

 

[kingrant]

The higher you go, the smaller the balls you have to carry and play.

Rank n file: basketball, football, volleyball, bowling ball
Middle manager: tennis,
Boardroom: golf balls.
Higher than that: maybe marbles?

Comical Ah Lim forgot to mention how he used to run around like a dog carrying balls.

Now that he is older, no energy to run, so must kneel down and lick balls.

 

[hochingrules]

higher than that: no balls liao!!!

 

[halsey02]

higher than that: no balls liao!!!

That's the 66.6% that voted...they gave all their balls to Standup Comic Lim to play with....

 

[SneeringTree]

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Lim Swee Say on chasing after BALLS

The economy goes through different stages of growth as well and at each stage of the growth, you must make sure that the economy grow with the right strategy. From time to time, we need to shift our strategies in response to changes in the external environment and internal conditions.

For example, the Singapore economy. Over the years, we have shifted many times – from labour intensive to computerisation, automation and mechanisation (CAM), to capital intensive, to technology intensive and now knowledge, skill and innovation intensive. Each time, as we make the shift, instead of asking what is wrong with the past, we should focus on what is right for the future.

Source: Hansard

Yah lah, Mr Lim, the economy goes through many stages; but how come the only constancy is your million dollar salary?! FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND!