South Indian bride collapsed and died at wedding ceremony so groom could eat didn't waste and .....

[Cottonmouth]

I married for great sex. You should gave told me this much earlier.

You should marry seasoned slut ginfreely if sex is your priority, her cheebye mouth is like a vacuum cleaner.

 

[50000]

The body of Surabhi was kept in a room while the marriage of Kumar with Nisha was held.

in the meanwhile, wonder how many times the dead body got raped during the wedding

 

[Loofydralb]

I married for great sex. You should gave told me this much earlier.

Sex with that fat lard you call your wife? You have no religion. Why marry?

 

[tanwahtiu]

So the groom will fuck both the sisters dead and alive ?

A dead carcass is still soft and fresh... can still fuck for 6 hours before it get hardened.

Those who knows how to cook buy fresh meat and some use it for sex before cooking it....

Ask the cooks...

 

[syed putra]

So the groom will fuck both the sisters dead and alive ?

They can bury the dead sister after the honeymoon.

 

[Lizzert]

new meaning to the term buy 1 free 1

 

[syed putra]

Sex with that fat lard you call your wife? You have no religion. Why marry?

The fatter they are, the wetter they get.

 

[Semaj2357]

Groom probably refuse to return the dowry, so had to accept a replacement on the spot. Chance to off load the least comely sibling too.

hanor, the sibling is lucky and probably selected on her figure to match the wedding attire and oso the shoes like sindhi-rella - if the size fits, wear it!

 

[laksaboy]

Do the ah nehs have a similar wedding custom as the Tiongs? Create a fun atmosphere in the newlyweds' bedroom.

 

[Loofydralb]

The fatter they are, the wetter they get.

She urinated on you?

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

Outside the box situation. Problem solved. Thats why ceca's are in demand.

Future melayu.s

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

She urinated on you?

Datz why. SHIT POOtra luv fat camels

 

[Balls2U]

Why must the younger sister and not the brother be the substitute? Did anyone ask the groom whether he's into a brokeback relationship as an alternative?