<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/93143/video&debugging=true&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/onn/ONN_splash.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Sony%20Releases%20New%20Stupid%20Piece%20Of%20Shit%20That%20Doesn%27t%20Fucking%20Work" height="355" width="400" ></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/93143?utm_source=embedded_video">Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work</a>