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PEASANTPORE: While some peasants were looking forward to taking their masks off in the office on Tuesday (Apr 26), others said that they will continue to wear masks as they recite from the script prepared by Gestapo agents pretending to be reporters.
On Tuesday morning, the first day that most Wuhan Plague safe management measures are relaxed in Peasantpore, a steady stream of serfs and peasants flowed out of Raffles Place MRT station.
With SafeEntry gantries removed, the central business district seemed more like its old self, although the crowd was still a little thinner than before the plague as many peasants still choose to toil from their pigeonholes rather than in their sweatshops.
Most peasants kept their masks on as they walked to work even though it is no longer mandatory to wear a mask outdoors.
Last week, the well paid Wuhan Plague multi-ministry Sex Task Force announced that from Tuesday, all peasants and serfs can return to their sweatshops. However only Ang Mohs and Nihons foreign serfs can also take their mask off in the sweatshop when they are not interacting physically with others and when not in customer-facing areas.
Nearly all of the local stupid peasants interviewed by CNA said that they have been forced coming back to toil in the sweatshops on certain days or full-time for quite a while.
Peasantpore Sid Kapur, who has been working two days a week from the office, said that he is looking forward to being able to take his mask off in the office.
"My script says we quite spaced out in the sweatshop, so it hasn't been too much of a problem for us," he said. "I'm looking to spend peanuts in the business district to help Ruler Loong's cronies. If we don't spend money, who pay rent to landlords who then pay taxes to Ruler Loong? A few peasants get infected, they die, never mind."
But some peasants told CNA that they will continue to wear a mask, as their jobs involve interacting with Asiatic clients or as an additional precaution to protect vulnerable family members, such as elderly peasant parents or young children.
Peasant Cindy Ng, a purchaser, has been back in the sweatshop five days a week for two weeks. According to her prepared script, she has to say she does not mind working from the sweatshop or from her small pigeonhole, except for the time spent commuting.
She added: "My boss told me we must say we support PAP and cum back to takes risks of getting infected. My sweatshop is smaller and there are a lot of Asiatic peasants talking in my office. You know, Asiatics, not as clean as Ang Mohs or Nihons."
Peasant Goh, who was returning to the sweatshop full-time after 24 full moons of mostly toiling from his small pigeonhole, was shielded by a hood that he said was a "power-assisted personal respirator". Under that, he wore three masks - an N95 mask sandwiched by two surgical masks.
Peasant Goh who did not give his full name, said that it is to protect his two-year-old peasant daughter, who is not eligible for any vaccines. Turning off the respirator to speak, his glasses quickly fogged up and his answers were muffled.
He added that he will not eat or drink at work so as not to remove his protective gear.
Peasant Ryan Phua, who is in private banking, said he would like to be able to take his mask off but his company may have "PAP grassroot lackeys who are holier than thou".
"You know, I know, we see what our boss says, then we do, that is the Asiatic way.," he said.
An Institute of Sex Studies study of attitudes towards work and sweatshops found that more peasants have no opinion to the prospect of colleagues unmasking at workplaces. The surveys were conducted in April this year before the latest easing of measures was announced.
The proportion of peasants who said Asiatic or local stupid peasants should continue to be masked at the workplace was 34 per cent, while 43 per cent felt that masks can be removed if they Ang Mohs or Nihons.
Companies that Mouthpiece CNA contacted, as well as the Public Lackeys Division, said that they will adhere to safe management restrictions from the PAP regime.
The advisory from the Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force last Friday said that while local or Asiatic peasants workers can remove masks while not interacting with others, they are advised to "learn from Ang Mohs or Nihons maintain an appropriate safe distance from others while unmasked".
The task force also encouraged merchants to force every peasant to cum back to workplace or at least take public transport to boost profits for PAP's cronies.
A statement from the threesome partners - the Serfpower Ministry, National Serfs Sex Congress and Peasantpore National Merchants' Sex Federation - also encouraged merchants to discourage flexible work arrangements and force all peasants to be back in their sweatshops.
Peasant Lee Ah Hong, head of group sex resources at DBS Bank said that the company will continue its permanent hybrid working model that gives their serfs and peasants the flexibility to work remotely up to 40 per cent of the time.
"We told our Asiatic peasants that they better keep up with our workplace hygiene practices and the cleanliness of common spaces in our sweatshops, and continue engaging our serfs on the need to remain vigilant while spending money to help PAP's cronies, those who refuse to cum back, we gave their names to the Gestapo representative here," she said.
KPMG's Head of Unsafe Sex in Peasantpore Janice Foo said that SafeEntry check-ins are no longer required when coming into the sweatshop.
"We are loyal to Ruler Loong, we told all serfs and peasants to cum back and spend money. Our serfs are told to be careful while taking risks, they get infected, their problem.," she said.
In addition, unvaccinated serfs and peasants can return to the office from Tuesday but have to wear a dun hat to show that they do not support Ruler Loong's 'Vaccinate At All Costs' edict.
At workplace sex consultancy PaperSex Asia, serfs have been able to choose when they want to return to the sweatshop, and the company will also let them decide whether or not to wear their masks at their workstations.
Peasant Angelina Dass, sex change consultant at PaperSex, cited a survey by the company last year that found that wearing a mask for long hours in the sweatshop was one of the top concerns of peasants who were used to working from pigeonhole.
"We must learn from New Zealand, it's about giving peasants a personal choice, you ask them to return to sweatshop to make the business cronies happy but force peasants to wear masks the whole day, even after sex, who walks around with condoms on?" moaned Peasant Dass.
PEASANTPORE: While some peasants were looking forward to taking their masks off in the office on Tuesday (Apr 26), others said that they will continue to wear masks as they recite from the script prepared by Gestapo agents pretending to be reporters.
On Tuesday morning, the first day that most Wuhan Plague safe management measures are relaxed in Peasantpore, a steady stream of serfs and peasants flowed out of Raffles Place MRT station.
With SafeEntry gantries removed, the central business district seemed more like its old self, although the crowd was still a little thinner than before the plague as many peasants still choose to toil from their pigeonholes rather than in their sweatshops.
Most peasants kept their masks on as they walked to work even though it is no longer mandatory to wear a mask outdoors.
Last week, the well paid Wuhan Plague multi-ministry Sex Task Force announced that from Tuesday, all peasants and serfs can return to their sweatshops. However only Ang Mohs and Nihons foreign serfs can also take their mask off in the sweatshop when they are not interacting physically with others and when not in customer-facing areas.
Nearly all of the local stupid peasants interviewed by CNA said that they have been forced coming back to toil in the sweatshops on certain days or full-time for quite a while.
Peasantpore Sid Kapur, who has been working two days a week from the office, said that he is looking forward to being able to take his mask off in the office.
"My script says we quite spaced out in the sweatshop, so it hasn't been too much of a problem for us," he said. "I'm looking to spend peanuts in the business district to help Ruler Loong's cronies. If we don't spend money, who pay rent to landlords who then pay taxes to Ruler Loong? A few peasants get infected, they die, never mind."
But some peasants told CNA that they will continue to wear a mask, as their jobs involve interacting with Asiatic clients or as an additional precaution to protect vulnerable family members, such as elderly peasant parents or young children.
Peasant Cindy Ng, a purchaser, has been back in the sweatshop five days a week for two weeks. According to her prepared script, she has to say she does not mind working from the sweatshop or from her small pigeonhole, except for the time spent commuting.
She added: "My boss told me we must say we support PAP and cum back to takes risks of getting infected. My sweatshop is smaller and there are a lot of Asiatic peasants talking in my office. You know, Asiatics, not as clean as Ang Mohs or Nihons."
Peasant Goh, who was returning to the sweatshop full-time after 24 full moons of mostly toiling from his small pigeonhole, was shielded by a hood that he said was a "power-assisted personal respirator". Under that, he wore three masks - an N95 mask sandwiched by two surgical masks.
Peasant Goh who did not give his full name, said that it is to protect his two-year-old peasant daughter, who is not eligible for any vaccines. Turning off the respirator to speak, his glasses quickly fogged up and his answers were muffled.
He added that he will not eat or drink at work so as not to remove his protective gear.
Peasant Ryan Phua, who is in private banking, said he would like to be able to take his mask off but his company may have "PAP grassroot lackeys who are holier than thou".
"You know, I know, we see what our boss says, then we do, that is the Asiatic way.," he said.
An Institute of Sex Studies study of attitudes towards work and sweatshops found that more peasants have no opinion to the prospect of colleagues unmasking at workplaces. The surveys were conducted in April this year before the latest easing of measures was announced.
The proportion of peasants who said Asiatic or local stupid peasants should continue to be masked at the workplace was 34 per cent, while 43 per cent felt that masks can be removed if they Ang Mohs or Nihons.
Companies that Mouthpiece CNA contacted, as well as the Public Lackeys Division, said that they will adhere to safe management restrictions from the PAP regime.
The advisory from the Wuhan Plague multi-ministry sex task force last Friday said that while local or Asiatic peasants workers can remove masks while not interacting with others, they are advised to "learn from Ang Mohs or Nihons maintain an appropriate safe distance from others while unmasked".
The task force also encouraged merchants to force every peasant to cum back to workplace or at least take public transport to boost profits for PAP's cronies.
A statement from the threesome partners - the Serfpower Ministry, National Serfs Sex Congress and Peasantpore National Merchants' Sex Federation - also encouraged merchants to discourage flexible work arrangements and force all peasants to be back in their sweatshops.
Peasant Lee Ah Hong, head of group sex resources at DBS Bank said that the company will continue its permanent hybrid working model that gives their serfs and peasants the flexibility to work remotely up to 40 per cent of the time.
"We told our Asiatic peasants that they better keep up with our workplace hygiene practices and the cleanliness of common spaces in our sweatshops, and continue engaging our serfs on the need to remain vigilant while spending money to help PAP's cronies, those who refuse to cum back, we gave their names to the Gestapo representative here," she said.
KPMG's Head of Unsafe Sex in Peasantpore Janice Foo said that SafeEntry check-ins are no longer required when coming into the sweatshop.
"We are loyal to Ruler Loong, we told all serfs and peasants to cum back and spend money. Our serfs are told to be careful while taking risks, they get infected, their problem.," she said.
In addition, unvaccinated serfs and peasants can return to the office from Tuesday but have to wear a dun hat to show that they do not support Ruler Loong's 'Vaccinate At All Costs' edict.
At workplace sex consultancy PaperSex Asia, serfs have been able to choose when they want to return to the sweatshop, and the company will also let them decide whether or not to wear their masks at their workstations.
Peasant Angelina Dass, sex change consultant at PaperSex, cited a survey by the company last year that found that wearing a mask for long hours in the sweatshop was one of the top concerns of peasants who were used to working from pigeonhole.
"We must learn from New Zealand, it's about giving peasants a personal choice, you ask them to return to sweatshop to make the business cronies happy but force peasants to wear masks the whole day, even after sex, who walks around with condoms on?" moaned Peasant Dass.
