so early already April Fool Day jokes

[rambo22]

https://www.straitstimes.com/singap...utm_medium=social-media&utm_campaign=addtoany

Singaporeans' trust up in Government and media: Survey

The trust placed by Singaporeans in the Government and the media is higher than the levels seen in other developed countries, according to a survey.

19 Edelman Trust Barometer - a survey of people's sentiment about four key institutions in their countries - the government, media, non-governmental organisations (NGOs) and business - showed that 67 per cent of Singaporeans trust the Government.

lansai, this 67% no need say, we all also know

 

[bobby]

This 67% figure was arbitrarily taken off last elections data.....that was the survey.

 

[mojito]

This 67% figure was arbitrarily taken off last elections data.....that was the survey.

That a cause for concern. How 69% can drop so much become 67% under such great leadership over last 4 years?

 

[zhihau]

I place deep thrust into the PAP at the polls since 88. It is good thrusting.

 

[eatshitndie]

That a cause for concern. How 69% can drop so much become 67% under such great leadership over last 4 years?

it’s only a few percentage drop due to healthcare data fiascos. once holes are plugged and 200-year anniversary underway sentiments will rise and it will be back up to 69.69%.

 

[Soul]

it’s only a few percentage drop due to healthcare data fiascos. once holes are plugged and 200-year anniversary underway sentiments will rise and it will be back up to 69.69%.

Make it 96.69%. Similar election results like Saddam Hussien and Kim Jong Un
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Iraqi_presidential_referendum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_North_Korean_parliamentary_election

 

[Leepotism]

Suddenly Sinkies increase their trust in PAP as more cockup and scandals are unveiled. Sinkies must be getting more retarded by the day.

 

[laksaboy]

Election is near, whenever a flurry of good news you hear.

Those who have lived long enough to experience numerous election cycles can surely attest to the above fact.

 

[laksaboy]

The linked article is also Straits Time Premium content, hiding behind a paywall.

 

[zhihau]

Election is near, whenever a flurry of good news you hear.

Those who have lived long enough to experience numerous election cycles can surely attest to the above fact.

tiagong bonus gao gao for civil servants! altogether now!!! HUAT AH!!!

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

The irony is that WP and Chee Soon Juan have been doling out the most jokes all the time.

 

[jw5]

Tantric Thrusting is the bestest!

I place deep thrust into the PAP at the polls since 88. It is good thrusting.