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Also referred to as "Old Man".
on the other hand, we have lky. true son of sg, part pioneer and founder of independence and democracy in sg, willing to fall into longkang for the sake of a nation. he is quadruple secret squirrel, in bed with all in power and at the same time out of bed if he senses weakness and gullibility. he is the only quadruple-timing secret agent in world history who ultimately rises to be not only pm, but sm, mm, and bdsm. his résumé includes the kempeitai, allied intell agencies post-war, oss, british special branch, american cia (still unclear), and soon the public security bureau of tiongland (most likely post-humous and post-humorous). due to versatility, contortionist agility, yet with iron-handed execution of uncompromising and unpopular policies that benefit all known species in the universe, i award him the title of "the founder of sinknpour", a visionary who captures every drop of rain water, clears all the shit in sg, and transforms a sleeping fishing village to a modern metropolis.