Since so many suckers here believe all the crap the media is spewing out you might as well start wanking more too!

[Leongsam]

Can Masturbation Help Prevent COVID-19?

Some on social media are sharing stats about masturbation's positive effects on the body during this tenuous time.

BY DONALD PADGETT
MARCH 12 2020 7:15 PM EDT



Masturbation won’t cause unsightly hair to grow on your palms, but it may help you boost your immune system and beat off at least one type of cancer. That’s according to two studies that examined the effects of masturbation on the immune system and the incidence of prostate cancer. In this time of COVID-19, travel restrictions, and self-quarantines, many people are looking for every opportunity to bolster their immune systems. Thankfully for most men, one way to stay safer is as close as that hairless palm of your hand, and studies about the positive effects of masturbation on the immune system have been making the rounds on social media.

A 2004 study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, in Essen, Germany, “investigated the effects of masturbation-induced orgasm on lymphocyte circulation and cytokine production in healthy young males.” In good news for single men everywhere, researchers discovered their test subjects had higher white blood cell counts 45 minutes after they had masturbated to orgasm. White blood cells are a key component of the immune system’s defenses against disease and foreign invaders.

Another study from 2004 found that masturbating to orgasm can also help lower the risk of prostate cancer. The study, titled “Ejaculation Frequency and Subsequent Risk of Prostate Cancer,” looked at “the association between ejaculation frequency … and the risk of prostate cancer.” Unlike in the Essen study, researchers here accounted for all forms of ejaculation resulting from not just masturbation but also sexual intercourse and nocturnal emissions. Their findings were encouraging, to say the least. Men who orgasmed more than 21 times a month cut their risk of prostate cancer by 33 percent. A follow-up study on the same group of men, published in 2016, found that those who orgasmed eight to 12 times a month reduced their risk by 10 percent.

With the recent travel bans, suspension of public professional sporting events, and the declaration of a global pandemic, people are taking every chance they get to build up their defenses against COVID-19. In the spirit of offering a helping hand to those in need, many people are sharing the results of these studies with their family, friends, and members of the community. While these findings are not definitive, they could provide a factual scientific basis to consider adding frequent masturbation to your daily health and exercise regimen. Besides making you more relaxed, these studies indicate it might also boost your immune system and lower your risk of prostate cancer.
While the studies did not investigate the effects of orgasms on women, it couldn't hurt to try.
TAGS: HEALTH, LOVE AND SEX

 

[Leongsam]

If you're feeling stressed out and depressed wanking will help too. Highly recommended for those sinkies who are sitting at home worrying themselves sick over what is a relatively minor infection.

 

[MaximiLian]

Thanks for the affirmation Sam

 

[laksaboy]

Not really, I believe that semen retention gives me special powers.

Spilling too much of your seed leads to premature ageing, debilitating illnesses and death.

 

[PretenderSam]

Since so many suckers here believe all the crap the media is spewing out you might as well start wanking more too!

compare to the crap the media is spewing out,
your constant bad-mouthing the chinks does more damage and harm to the brain of so many suckers here.
the simple cure is to shut your cheebye mouth.

 

[Leongsam]

compare to the crap the media is spewing out,
your constant bad-mouthing the chinks does more damage and harm to the brain of so many suckers here.
the simple cure is to shut your cheebye mouth.

Let me guess... you must be a chink.

 

[zhihau]

Thanks for the affirmation Sam

Welcome back!

 

[Papsmearer]

Can Masturbation Help Prevent COVID-19?

Some on social media are sharing stats about masturbation's positive effects on the body during this tenuous time.

BY DONALD PADGETT
MARCH 12 2020 7:15 PM EDT



Masturbation won’t cause unsightly hair to grow on your palms, but it may help you boost your immune system and beat off at least one type of cancer. That’s according to two studies that examined the effects of masturbation on the immune system and the incidence of prostate cancer. In this time of COVID-19, travel restrictions, and self-quarantines, many people are looking for every opportunity to bolster their immune systems. Thankfully for most men, one way to stay safer is as close as that hairless palm of your hand, and studies about the positive effects of masturbation on the immune system have been making the rounds on social media.

A 2004 study conducted by the Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, in Essen, Germany, “investigated the effects of masturbation-induced orgasm on lymphocyte circulation and cytokine production in healthy young males.” In good news for single men everywhere, researchers discovered their test subjects had higher white blood cell counts 45 minutes after they had masturbated to orgasm. White blood cells are a key component of the immune system’s defenses against disease and foreign invaders.

Another study from 2004 found that masturbating to orgasm can also help lower the risk of prostate cancer. The study, titled “Ejaculation Frequency and Subsequent Risk of Prostate Cancer,” looked at “the association between ejaculation frequency … and the risk of prostate cancer.” Unlike in the Essen study, researchers here accounted for all forms of ejaculation resulting from not just masturbation but also sexual intercourse and nocturnal emissions. Their findings were encouraging, to say the least. Men who orgasmed more than 21 times a month cut their risk of prostate cancer by 33 percent. A follow-up study on the same group of men, published in 2016, found that those who orgasmed eight to 12 times a month reduced their risk by 10 percent.

With the recent travel bans, suspension of public professional sporting events, and the declaration of a global pandemic, people are taking every chance they get to build up their defenses against COVID-19. In the spirit of offering a helping hand to those in need, many people are sharing the results of these studies with their family, friends, and members of the community. While these findings are not definitive, they could provide a factual scientific basis to consider adding frequent masturbation to your daily health and exercise regimen. Besides making you more relaxed, these studies indicate it might also boost your immune system and lower your risk of prostate cancer.
While the studies did not investigate the effects of orgasms on women, it couldn't hurt to try.
TAGS: HEALTH, LOVE AND SEX

Then the next headline will be COVID-19 CURE CAUSES BLINDNESS

 

[syed putra]

Maybe that could be the reason why I am unaffected by the virus.

 

[LaoTze]

compare to the crap the media is spewing out,
your constant bad-mouthing the chinks does more damage and harm to the brain of so many suckers here.
the simple cure is to shut your cheebye mouth.

Let me guess... you must be a chink.

Forward this on your WhatsApp and make this go viral.
Get this onto the handphones of all in Singapore

VOTE OUT ALL THE MAGGOTS AND MAGGOTESS IN WHITE AND TURN STINKAPORE BACK INTO SINGAPORE
OR OUR KIDS END UP BECOMING SECURITY GUARDS TO BE KICKED IN FACE BY CECAs OR PANDA FOOD DELIVERIES OR PICKING UP CARDBOARDS OR SELLING TISSUE PAPER IN HAWKER CENTERS

 

[Semaj2357]

Maybe that could be the reason why I am unaffected by the virus.
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hanor, just wank till you only need glasses, not till totally blind.
someone should also tell this shitskin to use the toza residue to apply on his head to stimulate hair growth, and brain cells

 

[blackmondy]

I wank everyday and always feel rejuvenated.
In driving terms, I call it a "clear carbon" session.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

I'd rather fuck my FB or an escort than wank. If I can't have the former, i won't wank. Why settle for second best?

 

[Leongsam]

I'd rather fuck my FB or an escort than wank. If I can't have the former, i won't wank. Why settle for second best?

It's hard to follow PAP instructions to practise social distancing while fucking broads at the same time.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

It's hard to follow PAP instructions to practise social distancing while fucking broads at the same time.

My favourite broad has stopped work to avoid catching the WuFlu

 

[Leongsam]

My favourite broad has stopped work to avoid catching the WuFlu

We have been discussing how this wuflu crap has been handled and there are people in this forum calling for a total shut down of pretty much everything and how selfish the government is not taking more drastic action

Well I now have a first hand experience of the result of the fear mongering both by the media and by individuals on social media and forums.

My good friend in Auckland has just closed down his cafe because the 50% drop in business meant it was no longer worth his while. The lease happened to be ending on 31 March so he decided to call it a day.

He employs 5 staff members and they are devastated. One is a solo parent and has a 3 year old child to feed and clothe. She will now have to either get another job which is pretty difficult in the current environment or she will have to go on welfare which barely covers expenses. (luckily this is available here in NZ).

There are only 6 cases so far in NZ but the paranoia has been sufficient to close down businesses and put ordinary people out of work at a time when they need a job and there are few to come by.

So people like Cloudy who is concerned about the health of his daughter, which of course is justified, is indirectly asking the government to destroy the livelihoods of thousands of other mums and dads by demanding the country be shut down over a bug which causes no more harm than seasonal flu.

So guys and gals please remember that when a business closes shop because of the coronavirus it is not the business owner who suffers. Most of them have enough to tough it out. It is the ordinary folk who need a job to pay the bills and their mortgage.

Those who suggest that the PAP is trying to keep the economy ticking over for the sake of their business cronies are way off the mark. It is YOU they are trying to protect.

 

[cloudy]

We have been discussing how this wuflu crap has been handled and there are people in this forum calling for a total shut down of pretty much everything and how selfish the government is not taking more drastic action

Well I now have a first hand experience of the result of the fear mongering both by the media and by individuals on social media and forums.

My good friend in Auckland has just closed down his cafe because the 50% drop in business meant it was no longer worth his while. The lease happened to be ending on 31 March so he decided to call it a day.

He employs 5 staff members and they are devastated. One is a solo parent and has a 3 year old child to feed and clothe. She will now have to either get another job which is pretty difficult in the current environment or she will have to go on welfare which barely covers expenses. (luckily this is available here in NZ).

There are only 6 cases so far in NZ but the paranoia has been sufficient to close down businesses and put ordinary people out of work at a time when they need a job and there are few to come by.

So people like Cloudy who is concerned about the health of his daughter, which of course is justified, is indirectly asking the government to destroy the livelihoods of thousands of other mums and dads by demanding the country be shut down over a bug which causes no more harm than seasonal flu.

So guys and gals please remember that when a business closes shop because of the coronavirus it is not the business owner who suffers. Most of them have enough to tough it out. It is the ordinary folk who need a job to pay the bills and their mortgage.

Those who suggest that the PAP is trying to keep the economy ticking over for the sake of their business cronies are way off the mark. It is YOU they are trying to protect.

I am sure you are exaggerating your friend's predicament. Why don't you apply your usual natural attrition rule wrt to your friend's business. His cafe could just be serving lousy food and drinks all this while and deserve to close down whether there waa Covid or some other epidemic.

Also, he could have done takeaway business or adopt some innovative business strategy to survive this difficult period for himself and his workers.

What jobs are there for these half hearted authorities to protect when lives are lost?

 

[zhihau]

It is YOU they are trying to protect.

You forgot to add- PAP is the BEST!

 

[Leongsam]

I am sure you are exaggerating your friend's predicament. Why don't you apply your usual natural attrition rule wrt to your friend's business. His cafe could just be serving lousy food and drinks all this while and deserve to close down whether there waa Covid or some other epidemic.

Also, he could have done takeaway business or adopt some innovative business strategy to survive this difficult period for himself and his workers.

What jobs are there for these half hearted authorities to protect when lives are lost?

His food was very good and so was the service. It didn't make a ton of money simply because volumes are low in Auckland as the sprawling city has a pretty small population.

He was already doing takeaways but takeaways are cheaper than dining in so they just barely cover overheads.

With the drop in business over the last couple of months he is losing money. With the lease expiring he felt there was no point carrying on while being in the red monthly.

He may start up again later. It all depends upon how much longer this unnecessary paranoia will continue.

The same logic applies to my on line businesses. If hosting fees and other overheads come up to more than the revenue why bother carrying on? Earnings are down by more than 25% because everyone is scared shitless. SARs that killed 10% of those infected did not kill any of my websites. However this time round if revenue does not recover I'll call it a day too. It won't affect my lifestyle but those I employ will be hit harder if they aren't financially sound.

 

[MaximiLian]

Welcome back!

I have never left!