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She says I smell like a Foreign Construction Worker

bigcockman

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My new GF went to Don Don Donki this evening and bought an array of Japanese Body Shampoo, Hair Shampoo, Hair Conditioner and all those expensive Japanese rubbish home and personal care product.

When we reached my condo, she packed up all my favourite bathroom and threw them into the bin.

I was surprised, pissed off and in shock.

I asked her why she did that just now.

She sternly replied that my favourite Lifebuoy Body Shampoo made me smell like a Foreign Construction Worker and my favourite Dove Hair Shampoo and Conditioner made her* smell like a cheap slutty whore seducing men with an awful smell in office.

Gosh!

It's the first time in my life that someone says this to me!

Bloody unreasonable discrimination!

I feel aggrieved.

I am going to rape her till she says sorry before we sleep tonight!

*editted
 
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sweetiepie

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My new GF went to Don Don Donki this evening and bought an array of Japanese Body Shampoo, Hair Shampoo, Hair Conditioner and all those expensive Japanese rubbish home and personal care product.

When we reached my condo, she packed up all my favourite bathroom and threw them into the bin.

I was surprised, pissed off and in shock.

I asked her why she did that just now.

She sternly replied that my favourite Lifebuoy Body Shampoo makes me smell like a Foreign Construction Worker and my favourite Dove Hair Shampoo and Conditioner makes me smell like a cheap slutty whore seducing men wity an awful smell in office.

Gosh!

It's the first time in my life that someone says this to me!

Bloody unreasonable discrimination!

I feel aggrieved.

I am going to rape her till she says sorry before we sleep tonight!
Why all your gf are like this? Time to siew her :rolleyes:
 

SBFNews

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She sternly replied that my favourite Lifebuoy Body Shampoo makes me smell like a Foreign Construction Worker and my favourite Dove Hair Shampoo and Conditioner makes me smell like a cheap slutty whore seducing men wity an awful smell in office.
This paragraph means what? Her customers uses Lifebuoy and the virgin uses Dove to seduce her customers? @Cottonmouth @sweetiepie Correct deduction? :roflmao:
 

sweetiepie

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This paragraph means what? Her customers uses Lifebuoy and the virgin uses Dove to seduce her customers? @Cottonmouth @sweetiepie Correct deduction? :roflmao:
KNN when my uncle read bcm this paragraph my uncle thinking how come bcm can become a cheap slutty whore ? :eek: so my uncle Lee think and think that she meant life buoy makes bcm smells like construction worker and dove makes herself feels like a cheap whore KNN
 

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KNN when my uncle read bcm this paragraph my uncle thinking how come bcm can become a cheap slutty whore ? :eek: so my uncle Lee think and think that she meant life buoy makes bcm smells like construction worker and dove makes herself feels like a cheap whore KNN
Yoir analysis makes some sense to that para :thumbsup:

When I read I also thought why BCM call himself a cheap whore. :roflmao:
 

plzhelpme

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KNN when my uncle read bcm this paragraph my uncle thinking how come bcm can become a cheap slutty whore ? :eek: so my uncle Lee think and think that she meant life buoy makes bcm smells like construction worker and dove makes herself feels like a cheap whore KNN

KNN

Lidat Chao Turtle how?
Chao Turtle dont use dove or lifebuoy but
natural sea water.
 

bigcockman

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This paragraph means what? Her customers uses Lifebuoy and the virgin uses Dove to seduce her customers? @Cottonmouth @sweetiepie Correct deduction? :roflmao:

KNN when my uncle read bcm this paragraph my uncle thinking how come bcm can become a cheap slutty whore ? :eek: so my uncle Lee think and think that she meant life buoy makes bcm smells like construction worker and dove makes herself feels like a cheap whore KNN
Yes I made an error typing last night in a hurry. I meant she said Dove makes her smell like a cheap slut. Sorry.
 
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