Loofy: Hey John, what is your god's name?
JohnTan: I Am Who I Am.
Loofy: You are who you are? What the cock you saying? I not asking about you!
JohnTan: NBCB! Now you make me curse. Now gotta say Hail Mary 20x. KNN!
My god named himself I Am Who I Am!
Loofy: WTF! He cannot find an easier name like Mark or Matthew or Luke or Shat?
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Wow! God's name of 'I Am Who I Am' really triggered you.
Unlike the arabic god 'allah', our God is omnipotent and omnipresent.
"I Am" as a name represents an absolute, always present and not dependent on anyone for existence. Unlike moslem idol worshippers, we also don't need to bow in a particular direction in order for God to listen to our prayers.
Unlike moslem isolators, praying to 'I Am' , doesn't depend on others for holiness, our prayers aren't cancelled by a passing woman, dog or donkey.