I was leelaxing by the beach this evening in my village by Lake Victoria, Uganda when I received a call on my cellphone.
"Congratulations, you have been chosen to get a free upgrade to your iphone. Which iphone do you have"
Me answer: Monkeypox iphone
"Errr which iphone
Me answer: Monkeypox iphone. I can give you an upgrade to the monkeypox iphone, do you want?
The phone went dead.
What wrong did I do?