Sex with boss best way to the top: Poll

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Sex with boss best way to the top: Poll

NEW YORK: Having sex with the boss is the fastest way to get to the top, according to an increasing number of Americans.

The Adecco Group, a human-resources consulting firm, conducted a “Best Boss” survey, which revealed that 17% of US workers think having an affair with the boss can lead to a better position. And 7% of those surveyed confessed that they have actually done it.

The poll also found that one-third of workers is convinced he or she is smarter than the boss, the New York Post reported. Nearly 40% named Oprah Winfrey as their idea of a perfect boss, while 35% selected President Barack Obama and 28% said Donald Trump.

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook chief, was one of the least-wanted bosses, picked by just 9% of those surveyed. He was joined by “American Idol” judge Simon Cowell and former BP honcho Tony Hayward.

The survey also found that the recession is actually bringing workers and bosses closer together, although usually in a platonic way.

But there’s no love lost at quitting time. Just one in six workers interacts with his or her manager on social-networking sites, and a third of them wish they had never friended the boss at all.

 

[johnny333]

Is anyone surprised with this

How do you think Madam Ho got to the top of Temasek? She's not pretty or not talented. Must be using the back door lah

 

[Capano2020]

How do you classify the extent of the sexual activities?

Ho Jinx got to the top easily because the big boss got an acquired taste for such exotic looks & her skills must be damn superb!

 

[Robert Half]

roxygurly's mother is one of this kind

 

[cooleo]

What if your boss is Ho Jinx?

 

[johnny333]

How do you classify the extent of the sexual activities?

Ho Jinx got to the top easily because the big boss got an acquired taste for such exotic looks & her skills must be damn superb!

Could be because she appeals to LHL & LKY because of similarity to "the mother of Spore"

 

[ivebert]

Could be because she appeals to LHL & LKY because of similarity to "the mother of Spore"

She from Stanford leh :oIo:

U leh? :oIo:

Ur whore wife leh? :oIo:

Ur uneducated mum leh? :oIo:

 

[cooleo]

She from Stanford leh :oIo:

U leh? :oIo:

Ur whore wife leh? :oIo:

Ur uneducated mum leh? :oIo:

You leh? :oIo:

Stanford Primary School? :oIo:

Or Cambridge O Levels? :oIo:

 

[johnny333]

She from Stanford leh :oIo:

U leh? :oIo:

Ur whore wife leh? :oIo:

Ur uneducated mum leh? :oIo:

All our MPs have good academic credentials but look at all the mistakes they've made. Obviously a weakness in the system because there's no accountability.

As Mrs. LHL wasn't her first loss in buying & then shutting down Miropolis, a few months after buying it If I rememer it only cost Spore taxpayers US$600 million. Other than the money, the cost were lost jobs.

She's graduated to loosing billions instead of millions & obviously hasn't learn't anything as she reported by the local media as having no regrets.

 

[Wang Ye]

What if your boss is Ho Jinx?

That is the best example. She married her way to the top! As for the sex portion...I think I rather not know.

 

[halsey02]

That is the best example. She married her way to the top! As for the sex portion...I think I rather not know.

They sit down leg crossed, their palms oustreched touching, electrical charge flows from Ato B, with the red lightning with blue circle logo floating around, the colour change to sepia & back...

and that is how it is done, thereafter offspring appear at appointed date & time...

 

[ivebert]

All our MPs have good academic credentials but look at all the mistakes they've made. Obviously a weakness in the system because there's no accountability.

As Mrs. LHL wasn't her first loss in buying & then shutting down Miropolis, a few months after buying it If I rememer it only cost Spore taxpayers US$600 million. Other than the money, the cost were lost jobs.

She's graduated to loosing billions instead of millions & obviously hasn't learn't anything as she reported by the local media as having no regrets.

You rather put a Stanford person than a fucking NUS grad into that position :oIo:

Because Micropolis is slated to fail even if you have Steve Jobs leading it :oIo:

The reason is that little useless poly fuckers like you are too incompetent to contribute to the success by providing the real technical and research expertise :oIo:

 

[Muthukali]

roxygurly's mother is one of this kind

u meant miss_aussie?

 

[shOUTloud]

All this just means that the boss not very clever. Can have sex anywhere if one has money. But to have sex in office is to endanger money making means.

 

[johnny333]

You rather put a Stanford person than a fucking NUS grad into that position :oIo:

Because Micropolis is slated to fail even if you have Steve Jobs leading it :oIo:

The reason is that little useless poly fuckers like you are too incompetent to contribute to the success by providing the real technical and research expertise :oIo:

Temasek closed Microplis after owning it for only a few months.

If Micropolis was a weak & failing company, why did Temasek even bother buying the company

Obviously someone at the top of Temasek didn't bother to do due diligence by doing "real technical and research expertise" . Or maybe they underestimated the technical know-how nessary to compete in the IT industry which is lacking at Temasek.

Buying it was already a mistake but they compounded the error by shutting it down rather than trying to sell it off. They might have saved some $$$ & jobs

We now have a history of mis-steps by Temasek. Obviously got a problem with the management which is headed by Madam Ho .

 

[halsey02]

All this just means that the boss not very clever. Can have sex anywhere if one has money. But to have sex in office is to endanger money making means.

That is why mistakes are made, of everyone uses their brin to think , intsead of their dick, there will be no problem.

They never want to listen "never fish in your own pond"...gues, many of us does!!:p

 

[silverfox@]

No sex means you will either stay at the same seat, same desk or no longer in the company already.

 

[Capano2020]

Temasek closed Microplis after owning it for only a few months.

If Micropolis was a weak & failing company, why did Temasek even bother buying the company

Obviously someone at the top of Temasek didn't bother to do due diligence by doing "real technical and research expertise" . Or maybe they underestimated the technical know-how nessary to compete in the IT industry which is lacking at Temasek.

Buying it was already a mistake but they compounded the error by shutting it down rather than trying to sell it off. They might have saved some $$$ & jobs

We now have a history of mis-steps by Temasek. Obviously got a problem with the management which is headed by Madam Ho .

Singapore's success was founded on "TRIAL & ERROR" as said by LKY years ago, and by that he meant they will perform the TRIALS & you shall pay for their ERRORS! That's why the party name is Pay And Pay!

 

[Robert Half]

u meant miss_aussie?

ya.....

 

[johnny333]

Singapore's success was founded on "TRIAL & ERROR" as said by LKY years ago, and by that he meant they will perform the TRIALS & you shall pay for their ERRORS! That's why the party name is Pay And Pay!

Spot on, even if they get it right, they'll keep all the benefits & when they get it wrong we end up paying for it.

Something like heads they win & tails we loose.

May be the last chance for Sporeans to hold LKY responsible for all his past policies, as I don't think he will be around after this coming election.