SBF Award 2011

[NoBallsToTokMCH]

MCH's cock take so long to regrow?

Like lizard tail.

 

[chonburifc]

that one can also be tua kee award

Then, there should be another Big Canon (Tua Pao) Award. These days, common to see multiple awards recipient in awards ceremony.

 

[drifter]

Then, there should be another Big Canon (Tua Pao) Award. These days, common to see multiple awards recipient in awards ceremony.

whahahahahaha...i laugh until i fall off my chair ...

 

[GoldenDragon]

Yeah right, he'll pay for your noose too.

That will be under government's budget. Prisons specifically.

 

[Ramseth]

That will be under government's budget. Prisons specifically.

In PRC...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by firing squad. Please pay the bill for the bullets.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for the bullets.


In Singapore...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by hanging. Please pay for the noose.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for your noose.

 

[drifter]

In PRC...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by firing squad. Please pay the bill for the bullets.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for the bullets.


In Singapore...

Officer: You've been sentenced to death by hanging. Please pay for the noose.

Prisoner: Sorry, I'm broke.

Officer: OK wait until got people come and pay for your noose.

singapore officer : if you are broke then you better die

 

[Ramseth]

singapore officer : if you are broke then you better die

Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

Prisoner's wife: OK here's $2. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance.

 

[drifter]

Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

Prisoner's wife: OK here's $2. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance.

PRC Prisoner's wife: You mean I pay $2 for you to kill him and and can claim $200,000 insurance?

Officer: Yes.

PRC Prisoner's wife: OK here's $10. Please issue receipt and death cert for me to claim insurance. and i still have 2 daughters and 2 sons at home

 

[Clone]

Most Metrosexual Forummer : Khun Ying Pojaman

He got me started to check out handsome men on the streets. Bad habit!


Most Long-winded Forummer : Drifter

Had wanted to give this award to KYP too, then to my horror, I saw this thread still alive!
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....-a-lifespan-of-5000-years&p=898180#post898180

And I saw Drifter still there churning the same thing!
Brother Drift, u really need to cut down on what you're smoking now.

 

[Fook Seng]

Since I saw your pic and in fair comparison, I surrendered.

Can we see the two pics again to have an objective third party comparison?

 

[Fook Seng]

whahahahahaha...i laugh until i fall off my chair ...

Largest laugh award for you.

 

[Ramseth]

Can we see the two pics again to have an objective third party comparison?

Drifter only flashed his pic for 1 or 2 minutes that day. That's enough. I was there, I saw and I was no match. I conceded a walkover. There's no need for judicial review.

 

[Fook Seng]

Any award:- Best Curi Point Award?

 

[HedgeTrader]

How come nobody award me best moustache award :(

 

[erection2015]

ok i nominate you for the ...best facial foliage award.

How come nobody award me best moustache award :(

 

[drifter]

Most Metrosexual Forummer : Khun Ying Pojaman

He got me started to check out handsome men on the streets. Bad habit!


Most Long-winded Forummer : Drifter

Had wanted to give this award to KYP too, then to my horror, I saw this thread still alive!
http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....-a-lifespan-of-5000-years&p=898180#post898180

And I saw Drifter still there churning the same thing!
Brother Drift, u really need to cut down on what you're smoking now.

whahaha...when theres religion involved im always there .

 

[drifter]

How come nobody award me best moustache award :(

that award should goes to mutukali the most you get is supporting moustache role award

 

[Ramseth]

Best newbie lady award, Irene Yeo, simply no contest, walkover.

 

[drifter]

Drifter only flashed his pic for 1 or 2 minutes that day. That's enough. I was there, I saw and I was no match. I conceded a walkover. There's no need for judicial review.

smoking too much sometimes make me brave

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Don't arrow me. I've already surrendered that title to Drifter.

You are the forum's best bullshitter, vending machine, narcissist and confidence trickster all rolled into one.