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PEASANTPORE: The Profits Above Peasants (PAP) has only 24 full moons left to prepare Dynastic Succession or Rule By Proxy for the next Procedural Erection (GE), Ruler Loong said on Sunday (Nov 11), in a possible hint about when the next GE would be.
In his Mandarin speech at the party’s awards and conference, Ruler Loong said the PAP did exceptionally well in the last GE thanks to milking sympathy votes from Old Autocrat's death and several populist policies to hoodwink stupid peasants.
“In the age where Jane Austen rebels foment unrest to topple dictatorships, I have eat humble pie and give lots of incentives to old peasants and Old Autocrat picked the correct time to die, we managed to fool 69% of the eligible peasants,” he said. “It will be a difficult 2019 Procedural Erection,” he said.
At a "talk cock sing song" session on Tuesday (Nov 6) at the Bloomberg New Sex Forum, Ruler Loong had suggested that "Uncle Sam has given approval" that the next GE could be brought forward.
Ruler Loong, who is the PAP’s paramount head honcho, was speaking prior to the announcement of Erection results for the party’s Central Sex Committee (CEC), its highest rubber stamping body.
He also announced the stepping down of five senior members of the CEC – Penang Laksa Khaw, Duke Teo CH, Estate Tax Repealer Tarman, Yakult and Lim Sway Sway.
Meanwhile, three lackeys from the fourth-generation team – Chan Kee Chew, Pageboy Ong Ah Kung and Heng $wee $wee - who are widely tipped to be potential Puppet acting for Ruler Loong when he reigns behind the scene, were among 12 members voted into the CEC by PAP cadres.
In his speech, Ruler Loong stressed the importance of maintaining House of Lee's iron grip on Peasantpore politics, pointing out that there are four things the regime must do.
He said there must be constant supply of loyalist lackeys and minions serving House of Lee.
“To understand House of Lee’s concerns and interests, maintain good relationship with rich foreign merchants, rule and lord over local peasants, very important. The Imperial Court must have loyal lackeys and minions to do so,” he said. “And local peasants must know their place and continue to pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong and not subscribe to Jane Austen's ideals regarding human rights and democracy.”
“They must know that the Peasantpore is an Asiatic city state. The regime comprises lackeys who are here to serve House of Lee and their rich foreign merchant supporters,” he added. “Peasants who clamour for happiness, democracy, equality and justice should migrate to Norway!”
NEED FOR RULING PARTY TO BRING DIFFERENT GROUPS AND OPINIONS TOGETHER
Ruler Loong also said the ruling party can compromise, to be a “broad sex party” where peasants and lackeys should always try to find common ground and maintain status quo, cooperative congenitality and does not loosen House of Lee's grip on political power.
He noted that while the regime's supporters must accept the party’s core values regarding autocracy, dynastic succession, he said its members can and do hold different views “across the arty farty spectrum”.
“I agree, not all Jane Austen rebels are troublemakers. Some are naive, most are liberal, some want to keep the PSLE examination, others favour scrapping it, some want to legalise arse farking, others want to mandate missionary for everyone, some want to chop off thieves hands or stone playboys.” he said.
“Regardless of these differences, all can be good peasants of the city state, all can be good lackeys for the Imperial Court.”
“However House of Lee cannot endorse Jane Austen ideas that you have human rights, political freedom and democracy in Peasantpore!!!,” he said.
Ruler Loong also noted that the exhorted that peasants are better off paying their debts than listen to Jane Austen rebels.
“Local stupid peasants must be distracted by debts and not fight for political freedom and democracy” he said.
He added that many regime policies, such as eventual zero equity value for old leasehold pigeonholes, jobs and scholarships for foreign talents, National Serfship for peasants, rich schools for rich scions, , ultimately favour the rich and well connected foreigners.
But he said that beyond these individual policies, it is necessary to think of new tricks to fool younger better educated local stupid peasants.
“We tricked (brainwashed) old peasants into thinking they are "homeowners" (tenants to be precise) but nabeh, Jane Austen rebels finally succeeded in exposing this propoganda as a fairy tale, now many young peasants finally realised they are renting pigeonholes and we must spin new stories to distract them. Thank goodness they are idiot else they would have demanded LKY to get up and account for their tenancy status.,” he said.
EXHORTING MINIONS AND LACKEYS TO SERVE HOUSE OF LEE WHOLEHEARTEDLY
“Selling your conscience to serve House of Lee is not easy,” he told party lackeys at the conference. “It takes more than a black heart to watch old peasants starve to death, create high paying jobs for foreigners and deny dole to local peasants, and sometimes some lackeys' conscience prick them during Sundays, but we are all here today because we count it a privilege to serve House of Lee and put profits above peasants.”
Ruler Loong also spoke of the need why dynastic succession is ultimately the best option for Asiatic Peasantpore.
“Peasants are ungrateful and stupid, you see how they use Labour to whack us in 2011 (see Aljunied). But local peasants are dim witted twits, after getting the goodies, they turned their backs on Labour in 2015! Asiatic peasants cannot think straight, their indolent defeatist minds are addicted to strong dictatorship or autocracy laced with dynastic succession, my Ah Pa told me before he go and report to Lord Yama."
Ruler Loong stressed that Jane Austen's egalitarian spirit cannot work in Asiatic Peasantpore.
“The rich must get richer, the poor can get poorer. Poor peasants die, their problem because they are stupid and indolent. Incapable peasants who don't earn 1 million peanuts a year should not preach Jane Austen ideas and hold back the rich and capable!! Tremble and Obey!” he concluded.
PEASANTPORE: The Profits Above Peasants (PAP) has only 24 full moons left to prepare Dynastic Succession or Rule By Proxy for the next Procedural Erection (GE), Ruler Loong said on Sunday (Nov 11), in a possible hint about when the next GE would be.
In his Mandarin speech at the party’s awards and conference, Ruler Loong said the PAP did exceptionally well in the last GE thanks to milking sympathy votes from Old Autocrat's death and several populist policies to hoodwink stupid peasants.
“In the age where Jane Austen rebels foment unrest to topple dictatorships, I have eat humble pie and give lots of incentives to old peasants and Old Autocrat picked the correct time to die, we managed to fool 69% of the eligible peasants,” he said. “It will be a difficult 2019 Procedural Erection,” he said.
At a "talk cock sing song" session on Tuesday (Nov 6) at the Bloomberg New Sex Forum, Ruler Loong had suggested that "Uncle Sam has given approval" that the next GE could be brought forward.
Ruler Loong, who is the PAP’s paramount head honcho, was speaking prior to the announcement of Erection results for the party’s Central Sex Committee (CEC), its highest rubber stamping body.
He also announced the stepping down of five senior members of the CEC – Penang Laksa Khaw, Duke Teo CH, Estate Tax Repealer Tarman, Yakult and Lim Sway Sway.
Meanwhile, three lackeys from the fourth-generation team – Chan Kee Chew, Pageboy Ong Ah Kung and Heng $wee $wee - who are widely tipped to be potential Puppet acting for Ruler Loong when he reigns behind the scene, were among 12 members voted into the CEC by PAP cadres.
In his speech, Ruler Loong stressed the importance of maintaining House of Lee's iron grip on Peasantpore politics, pointing out that there are four things the regime must do.
He said there must be constant supply of loyalist lackeys and minions serving House of Lee.
“To understand House of Lee’s concerns and interests, maintain good relationship with rich foreign merchants, rule and lord over local peasants, very important. The Imperial Court must have loyal lackeys and minions to do so,” he said. “And local peasants must know their place and continue to pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong and not subscribe to Jane Austen's ideals regarding human rights and democracy.”
“They must know that the Peasantpore is an Asiatic city state. The regime comprises lackeys who are here to serve House of Lee and their rich foreign merchant supporters,” he added. “Peasants who clamour for happiness, democracy, equality and justice should migrate to Norway!”
NEED FOR RULING PARTY TO BRING DIFFERENT GROUPS AND OPINIONS TOGETHER
Ruler Loong also said the ruling party can compromise, to be a “broad sex party” where peasants and lackeys should always try to find common ground and maintain status quo, cooperative congenitality and does not loosen House of Lee's grip on political power.
He noted that while the regime's supporters must accept the party’s core values regarding autocracy, dynastic succession, he said its members can and do hold different views “across the arty farty spectrum”.
“I agree, not all Jane Austen rebels are troublemakers. Some are naive, most are liberal, some want to keep the PSLE examination, others favour scrapping it, some want to legalise arse farking, others want to mandate missionary for everyone, some want to chop off thieves hands or stone playboys.” he said.
“Regardless of these differences, all can be good peasants of the city state, all can be good lackeys for the Imperial Court.”
“However House of Lee cannot endorse Jane Austen ideas that you have human rights, political freedom and democracy in Peasantpore!!!,” he said.
Ruler Loong also noted that the exhorted that peasants are better off paying their debts than listen to Jane Austen rebels.
“Local stupid peasants must be distracted by debts and not fight for political freedom and democracy” he said.
He added that many regime policies, such as eventual zero equity value for old leasehold pigeonholes, jobs and scholarships for foreign talents, National Serfship for peasants, rich schools for rich scions, , ultimately favour the rich and well connected foreigners.
But he said that beyond these individual policies, it is necessary to think of new tricks to fool younger better educated local stupid peasants.
“We tricked (brainwashed) old peasants into thinking they are "homeowners" (tenants to be precise) but nabeh, Jane Austen rebels finally succeeded in exposing this propoganda as a fairy tale, now many young peasants finally realised they are renting pigeonholes and we must spin new stories to distract them. Thank goodness they are idiot else they would have demanded LKY to get up and account for their tenancy status.,” he said.
EXHORTING MINIONS AND LACKEYS TO SERVE HOUSE OF LEE WHOLEHEARTEDLY
“Selling your conscience to serve House of Lee is not easy,” he told party lackeys at the conference. “It takes more than a black heart to watch old peasants starve to death, create high paying jobs for foreigners and deny dole to local peasants, and sometimes some lackeys' conscience prick them during Sundays, but we are all here today because we count it a privilege to serve House of Lee and put profits above peasants.”
Ruler Loong also spoke of the need why dynastic succession is ultimately the best option for Asiatic Peasantpore.
“Peasants are ungrateful and stupid, you see how they use Labour to whack us in 2011 (see Aljunied). But local peasants are dim witted twits, after getting the goodies, they turned their backs on Labour in 2015! Asiatic peasants cannot think straight, their indolent defeatist minds are addicted to strong dictatorship or autocracy laced with dynastic succession, my Ah Pa told me before he go and report to Lord Yama."
Ruler Loong stressed that Jane Austen's egalitarian spirit cannot work in Asiatic Peasantpore.
“The rich must get richer, the poor can get poorer. Poor peasants die, their problem because they are stupid and indolent. Incapable peasants who don't earn 1 million peanuts a year should not preach Jane Austen ideas and hold back the rich and capable!! Tremble and Obey!” he concluded.
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