received this miss call number +8613944152178

[Raiders]

I can't answer anyone of them :(

 

[Raiders]

By the way, anyone knows how much does one earns for each packet(of 5) Yakult from door to door selling? I used to get 2 packs from this lady but reduced to one eventually as my wife do not drink it. Felt quite bad actually.

 

[KNNBCCB]

NO GOOGLING!

1. What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on 3 legs?

2. What word begins with F, ends with K, and brings a lot of excitement?

3. I begin with C, end with T, am oval, hairy and contain whitish fluid. What am I?

4. I go in hard and dry and come out soft and wet. What am I?

NO GOOGLING!

So easy ...

1. Masturbating
2. FucK
3. CunT
4. Erection's Dick

 

[streetsmart73]

KNNBCCB riding harley D with a big turban.

hi there


1. knn, boh swee leh

 

[streetsmart73]

honkieland is 852 i think.

hi there


1. erect, bingo!
2. hk starts with 852.
3. 86 139 is definitely chineyland thing, pui pui:p

 

[no_faith]

"要小姐吗?"
next time pick up yo, u might be in for a treat.

 

[erection2015]

all wrong ...go to the back of the class and join scroobal.

So easy ...

1. Masturbating
2. FucK
3. CunT
4. Erection's Dick

 

[erection2015]

hahah .... why the pui pui bro?

hi there


1. erect, bingo!
2. hk starts with 852.
3. 86 139 is definitely chineyland thing, pui pui:p

 

[yinyang]

hahah .... why the pui pui bro?

Bad association with ATBs mah :p

 

[erection2015]

i thought most forummers reserve the pui pui pui for LTB not ATB.

Bad association with ATBs mah :p

 

[yinyang]

So easy ...
1. Masturbating
2. FucK
3. CunT
4. Erection's Dick

Dey, the obvious usually not the answer :p

#1. Both man/woman can jerk off standing up or sitting (but you know better how anjing do hehehehe)
#4. Erection's dick doesn't deserve honours. His soft and wet before masuk even! :p

 

[erection2015]

that was my reserve one la....the real McCoy is a winner bro.

#4. Erection's dick doesn't deserve honours. His soft and wet before masuk even! :p

 

[Fishypie]

Try this LocaL chatLine: 1900-9122238; their serVices not bad..got Mandarain, EngLish & Cantonese speaKing girLs to
taLk dirty with you..
But neVer ask any of them out; cos we dont know what type of Chai is over at the Other end ! ..

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils. "Johnny,what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic. "What is three times three?" "Nine, Sir." "How much is nine times six?" "Fifty-four." And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade student should know. The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."

Ms. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" "Pockets!"

"OK,what does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants."

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" "Coconut."

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands, Ma'am."

"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK? First one: You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"

"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good." "Nose."

"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver." "Arrow."

"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?" "Firetruck,Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

 

[ykhuser]

You claim to be high net worth enough to lose $10K in a single day of price action in the gold market, and yet you post this asking forummers if this is a scam, and not knowing if +86 is China.

Doesn't add up.

since when you had became a story teller?
i only post i lose $8k in 2 days gold collasp.
what has this got to do with this tread?
who the fcuk give you teh right to name me as high net worth
you are tonychat clone?

 

[ykhuser]

By the way, anyone knows how much does one earns for each packet(of 5) Yakult from door to door selling? I used to get 2 packs from this lady but reduced to one eventually as my wife do not drink it. Felt quite bad actually.

this might explains: example:
if 5 pack yakult cost price is $2.50
he sell you $3.20
meaning he earn $0.70
but that is not going to work.
most will pay $4 or $5 round off ,most will reject the change.
the trick is add 10 cent or 20cents to the $3
will you ask for 90cents change from a poor weak lady selling ticket?

 

[Raiders]

this might explains: example:
if 5 pack yakult cost price is $2.50
he sell you $3.20
meaning he earn $0.70
but that is not going to work.
most will pay $4 or $5 round off ,most will reject the change.
the trick is add 10 cent or 20cents to the $3
will you ask for 90cents change from a poor weak lady selling ticket?

I'm paying $6.10 for 2 packs of 5. I'll check out the supermarket tmr