Poets - please reveal yourselves......

[zeddy]

PAP can fool the sixty per cent
But they can never fool the forty per cent
PAP say Foreign Talents are good
But these Foreign Talents are so rude and crude
Even a hooker is considered a Talent by the Pappies
Any dissent and they will invite you to drink Kopi
This tiny island is falling apart
Being ruined by millions of Foreign Fucktards

 

[ZorrorroZ]

i went to eat the yongtaufu
they treat me like a bloody fool
i ordered dry
they came soup
i asked why
they fucked me upside down...
nanbeh howlian staff
hope one day they will have to kowtow...

hawker food may be tasty
but we shouldn't always be hasty
to eat unhealthy poultry
when there is toasty pastry
filled with spice and curry potatoes
made by ol' changki's heroes
used to cost a buck
now they've gone amuck
and made curry puffs that suck
if you eat them, wish you good luck!

 

[Alamaking]

Why got 2 poets thread? can combine both? more comprehensive mah

 

[besotted]

An old lush named scroobal
Wrote stories long and tall
Spread lies about Shanmugam
Who threw a massive tantrum

Got hauled up to Cantonment
Scroobal became public amusement
Peed a litre in his pants
Like spouting water hydrants

Shanmugam was kind and magnamimous
Despite scroobal being ridiculous
He gave the little loser a break
The one who's all sizzle and no steak

 

[erection2015]

He runs a crappy restaurant.... just for you and me

no tables no chairs or anything else ....go there you will see

the staff dont give a shit you know ....they're from PRC

all they do there everyday ...is just PCC.

 

[Doubblur]

I want to be a poet
But I fear I start a riot
So I just keep quiet
Pretend to be an idiot

 

[Borat]

He runs a crappy restaurant.... just for you and me

no tables no chairs or anything else ....go there you will see

the staff dont give a shit you know ....they're from PRC

all they do there everyday ...is just PCC.

I was at a street corner shop sometime in May,

When I got run over by a cart that day

You can say what you want and think what you like,

But that thing looked like an outhouse that got hit by a bike.

I didn't see a thing. I didn't hear a sound,

Before I knew it I was sprawled on the ground.

This thing was more than incredibly fast,

Before I could see it, it was already past.

I asked my friend if he had a chance to see,

Whatever it was that ran over me.

He said, "I'll tell you what I saw and you can take it or leave it,

As for me, I don't think I'll ever believe it."

"It had bangs and dings and all kinds of things

It had pots and pans and a pair of hands

And what seemed out of place was a little Chinese face."

"There were crates and plates, chickens and ducks.

It was carrying enough for a couple of trucks."

"As it rocked and rolled on down the street,

I realized it was carrying stuff to eat."

My friend and I got a whiff, a smell that was so pungent,

He said, "You've been run over by Besotted's restaurant ."

 

[ZorrorroZ]

ok.. this one is good, Borat!

 

[erection2015]

yeah i agree ...Borat is the man :p

ok.. this one is good, Borat!

 

[ZorrorroZ]

yeah i agree ...Borat is the man :p

All for the make benefit of glorious nation of Kazakhstan!

 

[erection2015]

haha his show was quite funny.
Irreverent guy.

All for the make benefit of glorious nation of Kazakhstan!

 

[kopiuncle]

i met this really pretty sexy girl
fell for her from head to toe
one day i saw her with another man
my blood boiled with jealousy
she told me it's nothing between them
i don't believe her and forced her to repent
she agreed and took me to her home
okay we made love she said to show her sincerity
she undressed and i fainted and hid instantly....

 

[crackhead]

Dunno why this (now after a bit of fine tuning) came into my head while coming to work......

Seatless bicycle is what I’ve got
Avatar winking like a silly robot
Morons and twits I maketh you lot
Lines I oft use to put you on the spot
English errors is a must not
Otherwise I will infract on the dot
Not everyone thinks I’m hot
Grinning like a bloody faggot

Who am I? I’m first in every line.

 

[Asterix]

Something long wit dey forum's search engine "ode to seaman's son" leads to this and two other threads, but not "ode to the seaman's son" :*:

From Xan Abyss to the Sinkified:

In a world full of gods and monsters
Where do you stand?
In a world full of gods and monsters
Where does your loyalty land?

Are you an angel? Spreading forgiveness
Across the wretched globe
Are you a demon? Spreading deception
Poisoning our hopes

In a world full of gods and monsters
Where do you stand?
In a world full of gods and monsters
What do you demand?

Will you rise to face the tyrant, and fall in the name of justice?
Or will you bow before the might of the unstoppable forces?
Death will come for all of us, but those who fought the fight
Will be remembered always, gods and monsters of the time

In a world full of gods and monsters
Where do you fall?
In a world full of gods and monsters
Do you fight at all?
In a world full of gods and monsters
Who claims your soul?
In a world full of gods and monsters
Are you divine or infernal?

Will you align yourself with the light and crush the shadows as they rise?
Or unite with the darkness of night to bring about a new sunrise?
Do you stay with these ancient ways of the gods above the earth?
Or will these creatures kept in hiding finally emerge?

In a world full of Gods and Monsters
Where do you stand?
It's a world full of Gods and Monsters
Do you understand?

 

[zhihau]

Something long wit dey forum's search engine "ode to seaman's son" leads to this and two other threads, but not "ode to the seaman's son" :*:

Now that you've mentioned it, I did notice that my thread was missing in the afternoon and miraculously appeared in the evening

 

[Asterix]

In my carefree poverty
I squander rhymes
and love songs like a lord.
When it comes to dreams and visions
and castles in the air,
I've the soul of a millionaire.

[video=youtube;CBiL5PV7jhA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBiL5PV7jhA[/video]

 

[MasterYoda]

Hmph..

In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

 

[Asterix]

Learn how to rhyme ........

[video=youtube;S4YUYydFzRg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4YUYydFzRg[/video]

 

[tanwahtiu]

Francis Bacon and Shake Spears edited the KJV Holy Bible. This was why the Bible reads like Shake Spears flowery poems.

Shake Spears was 46 years old at that time.

Clue is in the Bible Psalm 46.

Count from first word of Psalm 46 to the 46th word you get Shake.

Count backward from the last word, exclude Amen, of Psalm 46 to 46th word you get spears.

Add them up you get shake spears.

Mysterious?

Yes Bible is full of mysterious hidden messages.

Shakespeare, Byron, Yates, Oscar and Wilde,
Great poets long gone who showed us prose and style,
Their legacies lived on till this day,
Glorifies a few humble words if one may,

This i once did to impress a maiden,
Who is unfortunately not with me and taken,
Deep in the recesses of my heart she is still my muse,
Vigil i keep in this forum safe from the trolls who seek to abuse.

 

[zeebjii]

Francis Bacon and Shake Spears edited the KJV Holy Bible. This was why the Bible reads like Shake Spears flowery poems.

Shake Spears was 46 years old at that time.

Clue is in the Bible Psalm 46.

Count from first word of Psalm 46 to the 46th word you get Shake.

Count backward from the last word, exclude Amen, of Psalm 46 to 46th word you get spears.

Add them up you get shake spears.

Mysterious?

Yes Bible is full of mysterious hidden messages.

Fuck off you and your bible rubbish!:kma::oIo: