As reported by TodayOnline, one of the approved mouthpieces
Mechanised pay-per-park systems for HDB estates?
Housing Mafia tasked to study usage using hikes to help in resolving car park shortages
04:45 AM Dec 24, 2011 Peasantpore - With older public housing slums facing a shortage in car parks, Housing Minion Penang Laksa has tasked the Housing Mafia to study the use of high-rise mechanised or electronic pay parking for these estates. Of the 1,800 HDB car parks islandwide, about 220 faced "localised shortages".
In his latest blog entry yesterday, Penang Laksa said former Lackey Ang Mong Seng has strongly recommended mechanised systems after returning from a KTV cum sex-trip to China where he went to study mechanised masterburators.
"Lackey Ang said mechanised masterburators are cheaper and it cost less than hand job. It is also good idea for parking. He added that it would be profitable since it is harder to get free parking with it and we probably raise parking fees," wrote Penang Laksa, who noted that such profitable solutions have been adopted by merchants Thomson Medical Centre and the National Heart Centre here.
Thus, Penang Laksa said the Housing Mafia lackeys has been tasked to evaluate the most profitable system to extract more $ from parking lots. "If these issues can be sorted out, Housing Mafia should try it out," he added.
Writing on the his portfolio's Facebook page last night, Lackey Lee Ah Wah (who love to jump into toilet bowls) felt that "it is an profitable source of revenue option worth exploring", especially for older estates where there it is harder to extract rental income from peasants.
Clever peasants will note Toilet Bowl Ah Hwa kept quiet when peasants queue for limited public housing but suddenly become active when there are income opportunities.
Housing Mafia built smaller flats because of smaller families but fail to realise more car parks are needed when Yeo CT printed more COEs and Bargain Hen brought in more foreign guests. Another foresight gabra that Mouthpiece 'reporters' fail to highlight.
While she noted that concerns raised - such as mechanical breakdowns - "are real taking cue from SMRT", Ms Lee felt that "technology is increasing profits for regime e.g. ERP". "As MND GPC (Jiat Leow Bee) chairman and an engineer myself, I would like to volunteer myself and my low profile GPC members before Ruler Loong volunteer us analise the SMRT's failures. We can form a company with ex-lackey Ang and get rich together. You never know when Ruler Loong will ask you to retire, right," said Lackey Lee before she dives into a toilet bowl.
While Peasantpore has 900,000 pigeonholes and 557,000 car park lots to ensure parking profits. Marboro used the same supply/demand mismatch trick to hike public housing prices. Penang Laksa noted the problem of car park shortages was mostly felt in older HDB estates, which were built under old car park provision norms. Increasing the lots will extract more rent from public housing dwellers and visitors who are forced to defraud the system by not using expensive coupons.
"Parking coupons was adequate in the past but not any more. More angry peasants park without coupons and may use the next election to threaten us," said Penang Laksa, who noted that 5 per cent of HDB households own two or more cars. The equivalent norm now is 710 car park lots for every 1,000 flats and are good cash cows. By making new cash cow pay regularly for parking, Laksa assured that new HDB flats will have better profit margins over their lifetime.
The Housing Mafia will build another 1,600 lots next year and sub-contract their management to cronies e.g. ex-lackey Ang. These 5,000 lots cost S$66 million to be foot by taxpayers but cronies will manage the parking lots and enjoy super normal profits. It is also setting aside more reserved "pink-lots" for grassroot leaders, removing the non-profitable Night Parking Scheme for non-residents and implementing expensive Electronic Pricing System to increase turnover of short-term parking demand.
Ex-lackey Ang is pleased with Laksa's approval of his ideas to generate more cash for the regime and earn some income at the same time. 'I will be able to visit my PRC gals with such a profitable scheme. I will surely submit a tender to manage such a scam. However whether I will share my ill gotten profits with Toilet Lee Ah Hwa, simple 'wait-long-long', ok.'
Mechanised pay-per-park systems for HDB estates?
Housing Mafia tasked to study usage using hikes to help in resolving car park shortages
04:45 AM Dec 24, 2011 Peasantpore - With older public housing slums facing a shortage in car parks, Housing Minion Penang Laksa has tasked the Housing Mafia to study the use of high-rise mechanised or electronic pay parking for these estates. Of the 1,800 HDB car parks islandwide, about 220 faced "localised shortages".
In his latest blog entry yesterday, Penang Laksa said former Lackey Ang Mong Seng has strongly recommended mechanised systems after returning from a KTV cum sex-trip to China where he went to study mechanised masterburators.
"Lackey Ang said mechanised masterburators are cheaper and it cost less than hand job. It is also good idea for parking. He added that it would be profitable since it is harder to get free parking with it and we probably raise parking fees," wrote Penang Laksa, who noted that such profitable solutions have been adopted by merchants Thomson Medical Centre and the National Heart Centre here.
Thus, Penang Laksa said the Housing Mafia lackeys has been tasked to evaluate the most profitable system to extract more $ from parking lots. "If these issues can be sorted out, Housing Mafia should try it out," he added.
Writing on the his portfolio's Facebook page last night, Lackey Lee Ah Wah (who love to jump into toilet bowls) felt that "it is an profitable source of revenue option worth exploring", especially for older estates where there it is harder to extract rental income from peasants.
Clever peasants will note Toilet Bowl Ah Hwa kept quiet when peasants queue for limited public housing but suddenly become active when there are income opportunities.
Housing Mafia built smaller flats because of smaller families but fail to realise more car parks are needed when Yeo CT printed more COEs and Bargain Hen brought in more foreign guests. Another foresight gabra that Mouthpiece 'reporters' fail to highlight.
While she noted that concerns raised - such as mechanical breakdowns - "are real taking cue from SMRT", Ms Lee felt that "technology is increasing profits for regime e.g. ERP". "As MND GPC (Jiat Leow Bee) chairman and an engineer myself, I would like to volunteer myself and my low profile GPC members before Ruler Loong volunteer us analise the SMRT's failures. We can form a company with ex-lackey Ang and get rich together. You never know when Ruler Loong will ask you to retire, right," said Lackey Lee before she dives into a toilet bowl.
While Peasantpore has 900,000 pigeonholes and 557,000 car park lots to ensure parking profits. Marboro used the same supply/demand mismatch trick to hike public housing prices. Penang Laksa noted the problem of car park shortages was mostly felt in older HDB estates, which were built under old car park provision norms. Increasing the lots will extract more rent from public housing dwellers and visitors who are forced to defraud the system by not using expensive coupons.
"Parking coupons was adequate in the past but not any more. More angry peasants park without coupons and may use the next election to threaten us," said Penang Laksa, who noted that 5 per cent of HDB households own two or more cars. The equivalent norm now is 710 car park lots for every 1,000 flats and are good cash cows. By making new cash cow pay regularly for parking, Laksa assured that new HDB flats will have better profit margins over their lifetime.
The Housing Mafia will build another 1,600 lots next year and sub-contract their management to cronies e.g. ex-lackey Ang. These 5,000 lots cost S$66 million to be foot by taxpayers but cronies will manage the parking lots and enjoy super normal profits. It is also setting aside more reserved "pink-lots" for grassroot leaders, removing the non-profitable Night Parking Scheme for non-residents and implementing expensive Electronic Pricing System to increase turnover of short-term parking demand.
Ex-lackey Ang is pleased with Laksa's approval of his ideas to generate more cash for the regime and earn some income at the same time. 'I will be able to visit my PRC gals with such a profitable scheme. I will surely submit a tender to manage such a scam. However whether I will share my ill gotten profits with Toilet Lee Ah Hwa, simple 'wait-long-long', ok.'
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