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PEASANTPORE: Several Peasants' Representatives (MPs) found their tongue and took the time during debate on the transport Bills to thank millionaire Transport Minion No Porn Lui in Imperial Court on Tuesday (Aug 18). No Porn Lui had announced earlier this month that he will not be standing for Procedural Erections so avoid making Ruler Loong look bad.
Despite there being much on the agenda in Imperial Court on Tuesday, some of the peasants' representatives acknowledged the good life that No Porn Lui can look forward too after serving Ruler Loong since 2011.
Peasant Representative Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC Gan Ah Poh, said: "You know, I know, Transport Ministry is political graveyard but we must thank Ya Sor for No Porn Lui. You say he was paid at least one million peanuts annually. His job is to simply to raise fares, pump up COEs and only downside is when MRT fails, then you get a lot of Jane Austen fans writing prose like hate mail but the million peanuts very very good compensation leh.
“Now the problem is, who wants to be the next Pariah? Buddhist Saint Penang Laksa say nay. Suzhou Loser Josephine Teo also quiet...we always make fun of No Porn Lui, now he no longer around, dunno who will go Transport and be hammered when Desmond Quack screw up."
Meanwhile, Jurong GRC MP Ang Ah Neng urged Ruler Loong to appoint Desmond Quack to be the next Transport Minion.
Quack recently thank peasants for paying him 2.2 million peanuts despite presiding over 60 train breakdowns, now known as SMRT Logic?!
Opposition dissenters also expressed their condolences. Best Loser (NCMP) Lina Chiam said: "No Porn Lui knows since day one, he is arrowed to be the fall guy. But as reminder, he is paid one million peanuts annually even through he has not solved the problems and Desmond Quack is still running amok."
Second Best Loser Baba Gerald Giam added: "It is sad to see No Porn Lui be sent off like that. But divine retribution lah, he tolerated Desmond Quack's incompetence, still hike fares and made COE the cash cow. Divine retribution...."
In response to their good wishes, No Porn Lui thanked the lackeys and dissenters for their wayang and Ya Sor for the chance to earn at least 8 million peanuts within 8 years and now can finally retire and go church 8 times in a week.
PEASANTPORE: Several Peasants' Representatives (MPs) found their tongue and took the time during debate on the transport Bills to thank millionaire Transport Minion No Porn Lui in Imperial Court on Tuesday (Aug 18). No Porn Lui had announced earlier this month that he will not be standing for Procedural Erections so avoid making Ruler Loong look bad.
Despite there being much on the agenda in Imperial Court on Tuesday, some of the peasants' representatives acknowledged the good life that No Porn Lui can look forward too after serving Ruler Loong since 2011.
Peasant Representative Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC Gan Ah Poh, said: "You know, I know, Transport Ministry is political graveyard but we must thank Ya Sor for No Porn Lui. You say he was paid at least one million peanuts annually. His job is to simply to raise fares, pump up COEs and only downside is when MRT fails, then you get a lot of Jane Austen fans writing prose like hate mail but the million peanuts very very good compensation leh.
“Now the problem is, who wants to be the next Pariah? Buddhist Saint Penang Laksa say nay. Suzhou Loser Josephine Teo also quiet...we always make fun of No Porn Lui, now he no longer around, dunno who will go Transport and be hammered when Desmond Quack screw up."
Meanwhile, Jurong GRC MP Ang Ah Neng urged Ruler Loong to appoint Desmond Quack to be the next Transport Minion.
Quack recently thank peasants for paying him 2.2 million peanuts despite presiding over 60 train breakdowns, now known as SMRT Logic?!
Opposition dissenters also expressed their condolences. Best Loser (NCMP) Lina Chiam said: "No Porn Lui knows since day one, he is arrowed to be the fall guy. But as reminder, he is paid one million peanuts annually even through he has not solved the problems and Desmond Quack is still running amok."
Second Best Loser Baba Gerald Giam added: "It is sad to see No Porn Lui be sent off like that. But divine retribution lah, he tolerated Desmond Quack's incompetence, still hike fares and made COE the cash cow. Divine retribution...."
In response to their good wishes, No Porn Lui thanked the lackeys and dissenters for their wayang and Ya Sor for the chance to earn at least 8 million peanuts within 8 years and now can finally retire and go church 8 times in a week.
