PAP David Ong and a short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian

[zeddy]

Your Chinese mother should have strangled you at birth abetted by your Indian father you half keling bastard!

And dump him inside Tekka Toilet..

 

[rurouni]

hey, where is my photo?

okay, here's another one:
sammyboy.com/showthread.php?225756-How-the-handsome-Mark-Andrew-Yeo-has-aged-gracefully

:p

 

[rurouni]

Are you saying our eunuch made himself so for the sake of the kingdom of heaven??

I don't know who "our eunuch" is, but I do know for sure that jw5 and I are two different real-life human beings.

 

[GoldenDragon]

And dump him inside Tekka Toilet..

wahahahaha ...................

JahJah

 

[GoldenDragon]

okay, here's another one:
sammyboy.com/showthread.php?225756-How-the-handsome-Mark-Andrew-Yeo-has-aged-gracefully

:p

One isn't enough - pre- and post-botox, pleaseeeeeeee.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I don't know who "our eunuch" is, but I do know for sure that jw5 and I are two different real-life human beings.

Relax bro. No need to be defensive. Doesn't matter if you are or aren't jw5. We are here for fun. Nothing to be serious.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Are you saying our eunuch made himself so for the sake of the kingdom of heaven??

He is indeed the way the truth and the life!!!!

not forgetting the alpha and the omega.

MD
ShenHua69 - your desire, our happiness

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Your Chinese mother should have strangled you at birth abetted by your Indian father you half keling bastard!

scrooballs you are really the ugliest thing to walk on the earth.

And dump him inside Tekka Toilet..

Wow one more clone activated ROFL.

 

[GoldenDragon]

scrooballs you are really the ugliest thing to walk on the earth.



Wow one more clone activated ROFL.

Join the wahahahaaaaa gang for protection.

 

[jw5]

Kudos to our Forum Tua Pau Xian!

 

[GoldenDragon]

Kudos to our Forum Tua Pau Xian!

Good post.

 

[jw5]

Good post.

I know, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.

 

[GoldenDragon]

I know, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it.

great reply. cuntgrats

 

[AndyBogard]

for those who don't know hokkien and what is tua pau xian = big cannon fairy

 

[jw5]

for those who don't know hokkien and what is tua pau xian = big cannon fairy

I knew that, but thanks for telling those who didn't.

 

[MaximiLian]

PART II of II

Next, introduce a link to a new angle or what you would really like to talk about. Use the techniques taught earlier for this part of your TPX story. Namedrop to add "importance" to your story. Use someone important and well known, don't quote an unknown "Tan Ah Kow". Remember you want to be seen as having insider tracks with important people, not with hawkers and taxi drivers which will affect the credibility of your nick. In this case, I have used Teo Chee Hean as my "namedrop" as he is a Minister and has spoken out before on the Palmer affair.

Example:



After making this link, use the "divide and conquer strategy" and whack and disparage the person you want to whack and disparage to help relieve all the years of built up tension in your testicles. For those PAP IB, don't forget, the payment of your IB allowance is conditioned on this. In this case, I have introduced WP and chosen to disparage SDP Chee as he will be the one standing against the PAP in this by-election. (The years of tension in my balls have dissipated and my balls feel so light now).

Example:



Finally, use all your clones to agree with you, suck up to you, support your stand, applaud your revelations, ask trivial questions, disagree once in while for the "reality effect", etc. This will help bump up the thread and keep it on the first page for maximum viewership.

There you have it. A short lesson on how to be a Tua Pau Xian.

TL;DR

10char

 

[drifter]

Kudos to our Forum Tua Pau Xian!

The real tua Pau Xian is me lah, don't take my title away leh

 

[GoldenDragon]

Welcome back Drifter!

 

[drifter]

Welcome back Drifter!

Thanks bro how are you? good to see u guys around

 

[jw5]

The real tua Pau Xian is me lah, don't take my title away leh

You're only a lackey/sidekick Tua Pau Xian.