Oxymorons

[jw5]

Some of the more common ones are:

black snow
white coal
dry water
clever fool
delicious shit

I have thought of a few interesting ones:

moral crime
sane lunatic
calm disaster

Anymore to add?

 

[po2wq]

virtual reality ...

 

[redlightmeansgo]

compassionate men in white

 

[jw5]

compassionate men in white

Thanks bro, I try to have two words, so I will respectfully amend it to

compassionate pappies

 

[redlightmeansgo]

just trying not to get caught

 

[Sperminator]

...
Anymore to add?

How about this;

Angel Bastards

Innocent Devil

Good Evil

Poor Rich

Rich Poor

Clean Scums

Angel Pappies

Innocent Pappies

 

[jw5]

just trying not to get caught

I will claim that it's a new idea for a new brand of nappies.

 

[sodoMee]

wiping out corruptions by paying them millions!!

 

[Ash007]

eh... mee siam mai hum ?

 

[Queen Seok Duk]

"The sin of homosexuality is no more serious than the sins of theft, rape etc."

and then...

"We are not against gays; not at all."

 

[Ah Guan]

Political goodwill

Military intelligence [all SAF trained will know the truth]

Smart bomb [US ones still killed civilians and friendly troops during the last war]

Tax credits

And my personal favourite ........... Integrated resort!

 

[SotongMee]

Ever heard of...

Ethical punting

Responsible gambling

Political goodwill

Military intelligence [all SAF trained will know the truth]

Smart bomb [US ones still killed civilians and friendly troops during the last war]

Tax credits

And my personal favourite ........... Integrated resort!

 

[redlightmeansgo]

nationalistic PR

foreign talent

govt scholar

civil servant

 

[Leongsam]

Chinese R & D http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?p=389708&highlight=oxymoron#post389708

Chinese Morals http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?p=389699&highlight=oxymoron#post389699

 

[littlefish]

Why no one mentioned "Honest Mistake"? Another honest mistake?

Have you ever made a dishonest mistake before? If I did, I would be calling it a fraud, not a mistake.

 

[cass888]

Opposition leader chee soon juan.

Some of the more common ones are:

black snow
white coal
dry water
clever fool
delicious shit

I have thought of a few interesting ones:

moral crime
sane lunatic
calm disaster

Anymore to add?

 

[DOM the Clown]

Magnanimous Lee Kuan Yew
Manly Lee Hsien Loooong
Brainy Goh Chok Tong
Tall Mabroky
Fragrant Jamban Gal
Market Subsidy

 

[Watchman]

eh... mee siam mai hum ?

This is the best so far !

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[Wang Ye]

People's Action Party

 

[SIFU]

honest lawyer/housing agent/politician

OKT with heart

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