One old fart let out a long, loud and stinking fart on the MRT

[Balls2U]

Was on the train earlier today when an old fart suddenly let out a long, loud fart that stank the whole cabin. That fucker pretended nothing had happened and continued fiddling with his phone. Is the culprit any of the old farts here in this forum? The train was traveling towards Paya Lebar from Tai Seng at about 2.52pm.

 

[laksaboy]

No, I'm not an old fart. And I'm a western boy, seldom go to the east. Marine Parade and Bedok are the furthest east I venture to once in a while.

 

[zhihau]

Was on the train earlier today when an old fart suddenly let out a long, loud fart that stank the whole cabin.

I fart a lot, but I was not on the MRT at that given time, so please rule me out

 

[jw5]

I fart a lot, but I was not on the MRT at that given time, so please rule me out

Years ago, we read about chiobu farting in the lift and got so excited. Nowadays. we read about oldfart farting in the mrt and got so disgusted.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Ask the old fart to check his lai kor. Maybe got skidmarks

 

[Balls2U]

I fart a lot, but I was not on the MRT at that given time, so please rule me out

Are you an old fart?

 

[zhihau]

Are you an old fart?

I’m forever young

 

[Balls2U]

Years ago, we read about chiobu farting in the lift and got so excited. Nowadays. we read about oldfart farting in the mrt and got so disgusted.

Would you get excited and turned on if Jinx or Disgraceful farts in front of you?

 

[jw5]

Would you get excited and turned on if Jinx or Disgraceful farts in front of you?

They are not chiobus. So no.

 

[eatshitndie]

most likely it was i. i was on my way from paya labia to fartley at around that time when cheap cai png with lots of fermented beans and broccoli caused my tummy to growl, intestines to gurgle, and rectum to contract. my sphincter lost control, and 69 btu of natural, organic, free-range, non-gmo, gluten-free gas escaped. luckily no flames nearby.

 

[zhihau]

most likely it was i. i was on my way from paya labia to fartley at around that time when cheap cai png with lots of fermented beans and broccoli caused my tummy to growl, intestines to gurgle, and rectum to contract. my sphincter lost control, and 69 btu of natural, organic, free-range, non-gmo, gluten-free gas escaped. luckily no flames nearby.

Not cycling?

 

[SBFNews]

Was on the train earlier today when an old fart suddenly let out a long, loud fart that stank the whole cabin. That fucker pretended nothing had happened and continued fiddling with his phone. Is the culprit any of the old farts here in this forum? The train was traveling towards Paya Lebar from Tai Seng at about 2.52pm.

It isn't me. But can one control farting?

 

[Alamakinky]

i was there too...we could have farted in 2 part harmony

most likely it was i. i was on my way from paya labia to fartley at around that time when cheap cai png with lots of fermented beans and broccoli caused my tummy to growl, intestines to gurgle, and rectum to contract. my sphincter lost control, and 69 btu of natural, organic, free-range, non-gmo, gluten-free gas escaped. luckily no flames nearby.

 

[eatshitndie]

Not cycling?

too lazy lah. sumtimes must take mrt.

 

[nirvarq]

It isn't me. But can one control farting?

Ze mastery is squeezing and let it dissipate slowly quietly but be warn sometimes even cars if not control properly can skid and let off a screeching high pitch sound.......